Toilet paper? Yes, toilet paper. Hmm. Might need to run by the store.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
Toilet paper? Yes, toilet paper. Hmm. Might need to run by the store.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
Welcome to the panic zone.
Sheryl Crow was a prophet. If we’d only listened to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8dtz8Ku5Uw&t=90s
Not going to make some joke about French idea of war.
You plan on going hunting without your bagpipes again?
Let us run around like chickens with our heads cut off, squabble over toilet paper, accuse those who identify China as the source of the virus of racism, and debate not whether but how it will affect Global Warming.
Let us so bear ourselves that, if America should last a thousand years, men will still say ‘This was their vaginest hour.’
“We will frighten them on the beaches, and in their feels, and in The City, and in The Hills . . . we shall never choose a gender!”
Never, in the history of human contact, have so many been so cowed so much by the death of so few.
Can’t get Biden elected any other way.
My Dearest Ezmirelda,
It’s day 3 of our social distancing and we’re already feeling the strain. The dogs grow weary of rehearsals of our in-house production of “12 Angry Men”. Freckles, the dachshund, is again complaining about his role as “Juror 7”. He says he understands more the motivation of “Juror 3”. But then he’s always been perspicacious.
Shucks, I learned the history of toilet paper when I was in grade school. It’s an oldie, but SOMEBODY has to repeat it:
In days of old, when knights were bold,
And toilet paper wasn’t invented,
You wiped your a$$ on a blade of grass,
And walked away contented.