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  1. Let us run around like chickens with our heads cut off, squabble over toilet paper, accuse those who identify China as the source of the virus of racism, and debate not whether but how it will affect Global Warming.

    Let us so bear ourselves that, if America should last a thousand years, men will still say ‘This was their vaginest hour.’

  2. My Dearest Ezmirelda,

    It’s day 3 of our social distancing and we’re already feeling the strain. The dogs grow weary of rehearsals of our in-house production of “12 Angry Men”. Freckles, the dachshund, is again complaining about his role as “Juror 7”. He says he understands more the motivation of “Juror 3”. But then he’s always been perspicacious.

  3. Shucks, I learned the history of toilet paper when I was in grade school. It’s an oldie, but SOMEBODY has to repeat it:

    In days of old, when knights were bold,
    And toilet paper wasn’t invented,
    You wiped your a$$ on a blade of grass,
    And walked away contented.

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