Self-Quarantine Forever
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Should we let it take Hugh Downs?
‘Cause it’s going to.
That’s how it feels:
Nothing is real.
And nothing but Wuhan about.
Self-quarantine feels forever.
Living is queasy, as we know,
Misunderstanding Wikipedia.
It’s letting them hoard T.P., Ah yes,
But it all works out:
It doesn’t matter much to the media.
Will it take Hugh Downs?
You know it’s going to.
That’s how it feels:
Nothing is real.
And nothing but Wuhan about
Self-quarantine feels forever.
No one I know has high fever
I mean, it must be high or low.
That is, what won’t do them in
Is all right
That is, I think, it’s not too bad.
Let us take Hugh Downs —
‘Cause it’s going to.
That’s how it feels.
“Statistics are real.”
And nothing but Wuhan’s about
Self-quarantine feels forever.
Always know sometimes
What you know is just in Dems’ dreams:
“Trump thinks … er, no, I mean, — er, yes …
But it’s all wrong —
That is, I think I disagree.”
So it’ll take Hugh Downs?
Yes, it’s going to.
That’s how it feels:
Nothing is real.
And nothing but Wuhan about.
So:
Self-quarantine forever.
Self-quarantine forever.
Self-quarantine forever.
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