When people are all “If it saves one life…” I start to fear we’re going to do this every flu season.
The full tradeoffs of opening versus staying shut down is a complex problem, and it’s foolish to put all that decisionmaking in the hands of a small number of fallible people.

Amash is running for president?
We already have Trump and Biden. How entitled do you have to be to think people deserve a third option?

All this pointing out hypocrisy is tiresome. Can’t journalists just admit they’re partisans working to help one side?

“You’re treating these two stories inconsistently. Why?”
“Well, one helps my preferred political party and the other goes against.”
“Oh. I guess that makes sense.”

TRUMP: “Have we tried smoking the virus out?”
BRIX: “Excuse me?”
TRUMP: “I’m asking have you studied settings small fires inside of people?”
BRIX: “Small fires?”
TRUMP: “Like the old man says: ‘Dodongo dislikes smoke.'”
BRIX: “Wha… What?”

I’m not worried about the singularity, but I am worried about what comes after it — the double-arity.

You can square this circle with Biden. Everyone just needs to apologize to Kavanaugh.

2020 is shaping up to be the least important presidential election of our lifetime. It’s really not worth getting bent out of shape about regardless of who wins. So chill and be cool like me. I mean, you can’t be as cool as me, but I’m an ideal you can strive for.

North Korea has put out photographic evidence that Kim Jong Un’s lookalike still alive.

If you want the press to state it as a fact when Trump is lying, they should also just state it as a fact that the Democrats are giant hypocrites on the Tara Reade issue.

My wife got us all dressed up in church clothes for couch church but then decided to leave the camera off of the Zoom meeting since our living room was messy. But God knew we fancy.

The left are like: “Oh yeah, I completely forgot I’m supposed to pretend I think Bush is basically Hitler.”

Before you make something a law, ask yourself, “Am I willing to shoot someone in the face over this?” Because it will be enforced by people with guns.

My advice for Democrats accused of hypocrisy on Kavanaugh versus Biden: Just apologize on how you treated Kavanaugh or shut up. Anything else makes you look like a ginormous tool.

It’s hard to think of a better director to announce for a Star Wars movie than Taika Waititi. I mean, he already directed the season 1 Mandalorian finale; that he can create great Star Wars isn’t even theoretical.

It would be perfectly cromulent for citizens to order a serving governor to have to remain in his or her house, but there is no authority for the other way around.
To be a good American, you have to question these things. It being a crisis is no excuse not to. Would have been nice if during WWII more people were like, “You have no authority to round up law abiding citizens into camps.”

I guess the question is when do we worry more about the unknown effects of keeping the economy shut down this long versus the more known effects of the coronavirus?

I never watched Little House on the Prairie as a kid, but my kids are really into it now.
“Daddy, Laura sold her pony to buy her mother a stove!”
“I don’t know who that is and I don’t care.”

Very religious show. For many Americans, religion is a very important part of their lives, but it seems like you rarely get TV characters like that. Last ones I can think of are Shirley from Community and maybe Daredevil.