To the tune of The Beach Boys’ “God Only Knows”:

♫  ♫

They may not love your choices
But long as there are stars with voices
The media will rave about them
They know you can’t live without them:

Progs always know what is best, without you.

If they could not deceive me
Their show would still go on, believe me
The world gives them nothing to do
So what good were they ever to you?

Progs always know what is best, without you.

Progs always know what is best, without you . . .

[repeat, ad infinitum]

♫  ♫