To the tune of — naturally — The Beach Boys’ “409.”
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Suck it up, suck it up
Country, gonna shut you down.
It happened when they stripped Amendments One through Nine
Took it in the shorts, then they went out of their minds
Yeah, the fools injected politics from 2016
The House of Reps wanted to make Repubs look mean
Suck it up, Suck it up:
Country, gonna shut you down.
Declinin’ numbers at an even rate
Well, the Covid numbers all accelerate
Yeah, the girls in the media are really startin’ to spin
Like the bodies in the graves they’re really diggin’ in
Gotta be cool now – Power – Schiff, here we go.
Lower stocks, Dodge’s really selling low
But the Wuhan-infected strategy’s the way to go
Stop interaction, let’s fight the church
The pressure is buildin’ on illegal search…
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Pelosi’s on the floor, hear the Squad shriek,
Now their solidarity’s beginning to leak;
It’s not what they hoped for, but it’s understood,
They got a fool injection from Hollywood.
Suck it up, suck it up
Country, gonna shut you down.
Suck it up, suck it up
Like Buttigieg, we’ll shut you down!
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