…abandoning a police station to be looted and burned seemed like a bright idea. Illuminating, yes, but about as bright as asking Stacey Abrams to guard a pork chop.
…a semi-celebrity Hollywood dimwit couldn’t be seen virtue signaling from 2,000 miles away
…an actress named Daniels didn’t have time for a future president.
That a chubby looter would pass up a box of Ding Dongs for an umbrella.
… Biden and Planet Abrams will be elected.
…or will actually concede…
… it was worth writing about…
… would deter the Dark Knight…
… anyone would start a copyright battle over it…
… ya can’t finish mowin’ the dang lawn!
… I would consider hiding behind the chainsaws, or running to the cemetery.
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, But Not so Dark and Stormy That…
I mispronounced Basil.
It was a dark and stormy night, but not so dark and stormy that…
the darkness could hide the coming storm.
It was a dark and stormy night, but not so dark and stormy that…
well I’m not saying you couldn’t see that it was Aliens but… you could see it was aliens.
It was a dark and stormy night, but not so dark and stormy that…
Snoopy couldn’t get his man.
…the looters could agree on what outraged them the most.
…you couldn’t play the race card.
…. you could easily conceal a shotgun upon your person…
It was a dark and stormy night, but not so dark and stormy that…
we couldn’t get this party started. Yahooooo!
It was a dark and stormy night, but not so dark and stormy that…
A five ounce bird could carry a one pound coconut.
What if there were two swallows working together?
Too dark for two.
…abandoning a police station to be looted and burned seemed like a bright idea. Illuminating, yes, but about as bright as asking Stacey Abrams to guard a pork chop.
…a semi-celebrity Hollywood dimwit couldn’t be seen virtue signaling from 2,000 miles away