Something a little different this week. By week’s end, we’ll have pieced together the mystery.
Straight Line of the Day: Who did it?
Something a little different this week. By week’s end, we’ll have pieced together the mystery.
Straight Line of the Day: Who did it?
I’ll say Hillary’s assassins did it, because we know Epstein didn’t do it, and they were the only ones there.
Who did it?
Who didn’t?
Who did it?
I’m betting on Basil not Basil.
Who did it?
Could it be……
SATAN?!
Who did it?
I ain’t no snitch.
Who did it?
The Knights who say “Ni!”.
Biden did it, and his plea is incapacity. Go figure.
Karen.
Oooh…your manager is going to hear about that!
Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a pipe wrench
The Spanish Inquisition
But wait, I expected that! So it could not have been them!
The Butler.
Rico, but Diane helped.
If this is about those Folger’s Crystals, Who cares?
Don’t matter. We’ll blame Trump.
…No, it was the guy on second base. -What’s his name.
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.
Birds, bees, educated fleas…I could go on…
Is that… an invitation?
I don’t know who did it, but I do know it needed to be done.
Trump didn’t, but the Russians helped him not do it.
The Democrat Party will claim total (and totalitarian) credit, unless they lose the war.
Who did it?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?
Well, whoever it was, you can’t believe anything that Ignatz or Sven have to say….
I heard it was Maxwell, with his silver hammer…
Who did it?
I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy.
A likely story…
The Shadow knows
Who did it?
“I confess! I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll” – Ace Venture, Pet Detective