They did it because their work here is done. They’re needed elsewhere now. They’er needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
Because that’s why you play.
Why not?
Because it looked like fun. That is until someone lost an eye.
“BUUURP…WHY NOT!” – Bluto Blutarsky
To impress the groupies.
They thought nobody was watching.
The police have been defunded.
Why did they do it?
It was a feeble attempt to vanquish a soul-numbing ennui.
That should also go with the poem, “Unfinished Simp Phony.” It rhymes.
Because it was there.
Cuz it wasn’t gonna do itself…just like Epstein.
Why did they do it?
They were trying to establish a reputation at IMAO.
‘Cause everybody was surfin’
Across the USA . . .
… Just to watch that guy in Reno die.
I had my reasons…
It was the voices…
“I can pull that fat cat down.
I can bring him right off this hill!”
In The Heat of the Night?
“Boy, you’re no different from me.”
— Will they erase that deeply poignant movie, too?
Because some people just like to watch the world burn.
Why did they do it?
Because they were paid to do it by George Soros.
Because they cannot get the IMAO channel on their cable.
Because they mistook Ceti Alpha 5 for Ceti Alpha 6.
They did it because their work here is done. They’re needed elsewhere now. They’er needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
BULLSH*T!
Because he didn’t bring enough gum for everyone.
Why did they do it?
I was only robbin’ the register. I hope you understand.
Why did they do it?
They beat me to it.
Why did they do it?
because it was just outside of Bartow and the drugs kicked in.
Why did they do it?
Don’t they know it’s the end of the world?
Because The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
…white privilege.
Because there is nothing in their candidates head except stale air and follicle dust.
Someone called them “Chicken”