Straight Line of the Day: Airline pilots reported seeing a guy in a jetpack. Possible explanations include…
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Airline Pilots Report Seeing ‘Guy in Jetpack’ Flying Near LAX During Approach
FoxNews | September 1, 2020 | Stephanie PagonesAn American Airlines pilot in California reported seeing a “guy in a jetpack” flying roughly 3,000 feet above-ground as he was nearing Los Angeles International Airport, according to a recent report.
The American flight 1997 pilot was roughly 10 miles away from LAX on Sunday evening — while it was still light out — when he spotted the unusual sight and notified authorities, local affiliate FOX 11 Los Angeles reported.
“Tower, American 1997, we just passed a guy in a jetpack,” the pilot can be heard saying in radio transmissions obtained by the news station. When the air traffic controller asks whether the pilot said the person was on the right or left side of the plane, he responds: “Off the left side, maybe 300 yards or so, about our altitude.”
A second pilot then piped in, according to the report, telling air-traffic control: “We just saw the guy passing by us in the jetpack.”
It was finally the day for Alice Kramden
… it was actually two kids stacked up, wearing an overcoat, in a jetpack.
… the Pentagon is slow-walking leaks about its knowledge of UFOs…
… Elroy has eluded Rosie again…
… the local theatre group is opening an off-Broadway production of “Avengers: Age of Ultron”, and needed a bit of publicity…
I’ve got rhythm
I’ve got music
I’ve got an army of robot bodies under my direct conscious control
Who could ask for anything more~!
Someone lit a match around Indian Astronaut, “Beans” Bhindarvi.
Airline Pilots Reported Seeing a Guy in a Jetpack. Possible Explanations Include…
do I have to say it? Sigh. I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
Strickland Propane transferred Hank Hill to LA, five minutes later he was headed back.
MLB social distancing rules making sign stealing more difficult.
Elon Musk built Pelosi a less hypocritical way to dry her hair.
Pilot testing new Air Force One for potential Biden victory.
Airline Pilots Reported Seeing a Guy in a Jetpack. Possible Explanations Include…
Trump!
The next Guardians of the Galaxy movie is being filmed.
Airline Pilots Reported Seeing a Guy in a Jetpack. Possible Explanations Include…
it was actually a girl in a Jetpack.
I guess the pilots can assume it was a guy in the jetpack, if I assume both pilots were men.
Airline Pilots Reported Seeing a Guy in a Jetpack. Possible Explanations Include…
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Nor windjammer class.
… hey, it’s LA…
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…a gender reveal stunt.
A post mortem cameo to the world by Stan Lee
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…the Mexi-Cannon being down for maintenance.
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Balloon Boy hit puberty.
Our society has a two-Rocketeer system.
Some mechanic at an airbase said, “Hold my beer.”
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Trump: That wasn’t a jetpack, I was standing for the National Anthem.