Biden: “I bought my first car in 1900 from Cornpop (a bad dude!), a used Model B that would later be stolen by Bonnie & Clyde and was once used to transport dangerous Democrat Lawmakers out of Louisiana and transplanted them in Chicago. I’m proud of my accomplishments and low carbon footprint through the years, so proud I am going to sign an EO making all old Models A-Z all – electric cars like that electric Hummer I just test drove! That Baby is fast and you can just forget about all the Crash Test Dummy jokes pal!”
Biden: “I bought my first car in 1900 from Cornpop (a bad dude!), a used Model B that would later be stolen by Bonnie & Clyde and was once used to transport dangerous Democrat Lawmakers out of Louisiana and transplanted them in Chicago. I’m proud of my accomplishments and low carbon footprint through the years, so proud I am going to sign an EO making all old Models A-Z all – electric cars like that electric Hummer I just test drove! That Baby is fast and you can just forget about all the Crash Test Dummy jokes pal!”
I hear ya, brother. That Corn Pop’s a bad dude.
Have you met the twins? Snap and Crackle?