Friday Night Open Thread: Why aren’t you asleep? You know Santa doesn’t come if you’re awake
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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.
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If you were in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on, would anything happen?
Dude, you are in outer space and you accelerate all the way up to the speed of light and then you think “hey, maybe I should turn on my headlights”? Maybe you should stick to riding the space bus.
Miracle on 34th Street has
-positive view of the post office
-positive view of lawyers
-positive view of the Salvation Army
-an honorable democrat judge
Frankly, Santa Claus is the most believable part of the movie.
If you were in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on, would anything happen?
Dude, you are in outer space and you accelerate all the way up to the speed of light and then you think “hey, maybe I should turn on my headlights”? Maybe you should stick to riding the space bus.
Miracle on 34th Street has
-positive view of the post office
-positive view of lawyers
-positive view of the Salvation Army
-an honorable democrat judge
Frankly, Santa Claus is the most believable part of the movie.
Greatest duos of all time:
5 Starsky and Hutch
4 Batman and Robin
3 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
2 Marilyn and Raquel
1 Oppo and Walrus
That should be Walrus and Oppo.