Straight Line of the Day: We assume you’ve paid taxes all your life. Don’t you feel like a git?
… Or at least like one of those gladiators in ancient Rome saying “we who are about to die salute you”?
“Why Miss Welch, Miss Monroe, to what do I owe the honor of both you visiting?”


Miss Welch “Well sir, it was an accident. You see we were both coming around the same corner and collided!”
Miss Monroe “True Sir. I was carrying that nice Mr. Slapout’s memes and Rocky had yours and well, they kind of got mixed together!”
“How shocking. You can’t sort them out?”
Miss Welch “Sorry we can’t, We tried really hard!”
Miss Monroe “What should we do?”
“Send them out, I am sure Mr. Slapout will spot his and let us know.”
Miss Welch and Miss Monroe “Will do Sir!”





