Straight Line of the Day: This Year’s Election Will Be the Umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” Because… Posted by Oppo on 10 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because… 1 1
… which was the motive behind instilling the mindset of “Everyone Gets a Participation Trophy.” 1 Reply to this comment
… the new and improved Rockem Sockem Robots with Artificial Intelligence are demanding punch card ballots. 3 Reply to this comment
…since the powers have already told you what to think and what to do, the election is a needless expense and will be cancelled. 6 Reply to this comment
…this time one of the parties is really really really really going to commit voter supression… Yea, That’s the ticket. 2 Reply to this comment
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because… you know…the thing. 3 Reply to this comment
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because… they tell us so. Reply to this comment
…for the first time, all the ballots will be collected in large wooden badgers located strategically around the county. 2 Reply to this comment
Official Announcement from the Board of Elections: “We don’t need no stinking badgers – we prefer the traditional car trunks and occasional panel vans for ease of “discovery” or disposal… 5 Reply to this comment
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because… …we only have ten years to save the planet. 2 Reply to this comment
… it’ll prove (with geometric logic) that those who don’t vote for AOC will be doing it just because they want a date with her. 3 Reply to this comment
This Year’s Election Will Be the Umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” Because… …It’s the next one. Reply to this comment
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… which was the motive behind instilling the mindset of “Everyone Gets a Participation Trophy.”
… they were lying all those other times…
… this time they are sponsored by Viagra…
. . . the October Covid variant will be named Umpteenth
…this is THE ONE that is closest to the end of times.
… the new and improved Rockem Sockem Robots with Artificial Intelligence are demanding punch card ballots.
“Hey! They knocked my bloc off!”
…all votes will be invalidated.
…since the powers have already told you what to think and what to do, the election is a needless expense and will be cancelled.
Because umpteenth is right before harumphteenth
…this time one of the parties is really really really really going to commit voter supression… Yea, That’s the ticket.
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because…
you know…the thing.
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because…
they tell us so.
Male voters receive coupon for 10% off AOC’s dating site
Female voters get 20% off, because Tuesdays are LADIES NITE!
That’s at Sinema’s site….
…for the first time, all the ballots will be collected in large wooden badgers located strategically around the county.
Official Announcement from the Board of Elections: “We don’t need no stinking badgers – we prefer the traditional car trunks and occasional panel vans for ease of “discovery” or disposal…
…CNN is hiring Weebl and Bob for election night commentary.
This year’s election will be the umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” because…
…we only have ten years to save the planet.
Excluding the two weeks to slow the spread.
… 2024 will be the Ump- Young Adulth election.
… it’ll prove (with geometric logic) that those who don’t vote for AOC will be doing it just because they want a date with her.
Nice. Fair dinkum, that…
This Year’s Election Will Be the Umpteenth “Most Important Election in History,” Because…
…It’s the next one.
Because Trrrrrruuuuummmmmmmmm gasp mmmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppp!