Straight Line of the Day: The Unfortunate Thing About Biden’s New Puppy Is… Posted by Oppo on 14 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is… it isn’t rabid and hasn’t bitten Fauci. That would be karma. 4 Reply to this comment
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is… He hasn’t tripped great gramps while he’s getting out of the shower yet. Yet. 3 Reply to this comment
. . . the puppy was seen on its knees repenting for whatever he did to deserve being placed with this wretched family 1 Reply to this comment
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is… Biden let Fauci dog sit and now it has no face. 2 Reply to this comment
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is… It will never know its real name 2 Reply to this comment
It’s going to be unfairly blamed for the spots on the Oval Office carpet.
…it can out-sniff the Sniffer.
… he’s named Malia since Barack named his dog after Biden’s son, Beau.
…Insty’s been tuning up his blender.
… it has too much sense to support Biden’s progressive agenda…
… Buttigieg is such a mouthful…
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
it’s not a kitten.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
it isn’t rabid and hasn’t bitten Fauci. That would be karma.
…you have an old dog trying to teach a new puppy no tricks.
… it’s really an Opossum
His name is Petey and his head fell off.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
He hasn’t tripped great gramps while he’s getting out of the shower yet.
Yet.
…it’s Biden’s puppy.
Like everything else to do with Biden, that dog don’t hunt.
The show-off keeps outperforming Biden in cognitive tests.
. . . when he speaks, I can understand the puppy. Biden/Harris, not so much.
. . . the puppy was seen on its knees repenting for whatever he did to deserve being placed with this wretched family
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
he pees as much as Old Joe.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
Kamala out tricks him.
Competes with Hunter for any dropped parmesan.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
Biden let Fauci dog sit and now it has no face.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
It will never know its real name
… he insists on getting into a land war in Asia.
The unfortunate thing about Biden’s new puppy is…
his owner.