White House Report Card: When It’s So Bad Only a Margarita Can Help
Washington Examiner | 22 Jan 2022 | Paul BedardThis week’s White House Report Card finds President Joe Biden and his agenda at the one-year anniversary dead in the water, his administration trying to clean up confusing messages on COVID-19 and Ukraine, inflation rising, the stock market tanking, and his polls sinking further.
His biggest failure was to win support for the House-passed election legislation in the Senate due to opposition from two key members of his own party.
It had White House press secretary Jen Psaki offering this unusual solution: “My advice to everyone out there who is frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off: Feel those emotions. Go to a kickboxing class. Have a margarita. Do whatever you need to do this weekend, and then, wake up on Monday morning. We’ve got to keep fighting.”
Straight Line of the Day: How Does Jen Psaki Suggest We Get Through the Rest of the Week?
Just psuck it…
Embrace the psuck.
Embrase the Kaos! Phuck the psuck
…by wishing that chickens can someday cross the road without having their motives questioned.
How Does Jen Psaki Suggest We Get Through the Rest of the Week?
STFU and STFD.
How Does Jen Psaki Suggest We Get Through the Rest of the Week?
Close your eyes and hope for the best.
Just twist up a couple of psmokes and pcircle back later
Take the blue pill.
…just Phuket
When in danger, or in doubt
run in circles, scream and shout.
“Momento Mori”
I actually think – learn to fight and drink is not that bad as advice goes.
Calling a lid at 0800 every morning and immediately psuggesting a few blenders
of psingapore pslings along with some pshenanigans
“You knw . . . the psling.”
2 Margaritas
When you find yourself in danger
and you’re threatened by a stranger
and you think that you may take a lickin’.
cluck cluck cluck cluck
There is one thing you should learn
that when there’s no one else to turn to
CAAAAAALL for Super Chicken!
When the country is in trouble,
I am not slow.
It’s hip-hip-hip,
and away I go!
So began the decline and fall of the Rum & Empire.
A Joe Slin Fizz.
White Russian, Russian, Russian.
Joe’s Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder.
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Hookers and blow.
What’s good enough for the Bidens is good enough for me.
How Does Jen Psaki Suggest We Get Through the Rest of the Week?
…The Hillary Clinton self-medicating regime (the wine part – not the whine part).
Visualize the Clintons, Obamas, and Bidens in orange jumpsuits.
How Does Jen Psaki Suggest We Get Through the Rest of the Week?
If you guys would just stop believing your eyes and ears and listen to me explain what Joe really said, everything would be fine……