Word leaked out that the trap doors closest to Putin had finally been installed. 4 Reply to this comment
When your name is a term for emitting flatulence, people tend to sit as far away as possible. 4 Reply to this comment
Putin’s had his “Thousand Yard Stare” for so long, he can no longer see up close. 3 Reply to this comment
If “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer” is true, Putin doesn’t have either… 4 Reply to this comment
“… after one moment of silence to protest Florida’s latest law against teaching sex to third-graders.” 2 Reply to this comment
Good one. This is photo shopped pic of Frank at the morning Imao board meeting but why Walrus as Darth Vader? 2 Reply to this comment
You can get anything you want, at Vladimir’s Restaurant… (‘exceptin’ Ukraine) 3 Reply to this comment
The Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing insisted upon this table arrangement, to prevent anyone from directly looking into Putin’s eyes – you know how that always ends… 1 Reply to this comment
“Okay, so like three guys in the whole room can view the screen? Throw me a frickin’ bone, here!” 1 Reply to this comment
Putin and his top-ranking generals update the cabinet on the progress in Ukraine. 1 Reply to this comment
Different types who wear a day coat, Pants with stripes, and cut away coat, Perfect fits. Putin on the Ritz 3 Reply to this comment
“Come let’s go where rocket fellas Walk heel-to-TOW with Hummer sellers In their midst . . .” 2 Reply to this comment
Putin looks in disgust that the war surplus KGB bugging equipment makes you force participants to shout to get good audio.. 3 Reply to this comment
“Wait ’til you see the size of my truck!”
He’ll never get the seven-ten split.

Word leaked out that the trap doors closest to Putin had finally been installed.
“Nyet, No more pickled beets for glorious leader!”
When your name is a term for emitting flatulence, people tend to sit as far away as possible.
Putin be tootin’.
I said, do you have any Grey Poupon!
Putin’s had his “Thousand Yard Stare” for so long, he can no longer see up close.
If “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer” is true, Putin doesn’t have either…
At least living ones…
Close to an Obscury there but the official quote is a bit different.
Another meeting of the Vladimir Putin fan club is about to be adjourned.
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“… after one moment of silence to protest Florida’s latest law against teaching sex to third-graders.”
Vlad: It looked smaller on Wayfair.
Good one. This is photo shopped pic of Frank at the morning Imao board meeting but why Walrus as Darth Vader?
I am your father Gene.
I hereby nominate Walruskkkch Father of the Year.
“And they all moved down on the group W bench.”
You can get anything you want, at Vladimir’s Restaurant… (‘exceptin’ Ukraine)
The Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing insisted upon this table arrangement, to prevent anyone from directly looking into Putin’s eyes – you know how that always ends…
A table this size is needed as Number 1 smells like Number 2.
Please pass the assault.
“Okay, so like three guys in the whole room can view the screen? Throw me a frickin’ bone, here!”
Putin and his top-ranking generals update the cabinet on the progress in Ukraine.
Different types who wear a day coat,
Pants with stripes, and cut away coat,
Perfect fits.
Putin on the Ritz
“Come let’s go where rocket fellas
Walk heel-to-TOW with Hummer sellers
In their midst . . .”
Putting on a Blitz!
“Hey, I didn’t get a Kharkov from that guy!”
Putin looks in disgust that the war surplus KGB bugging equipment makes you force participants to shout to get good audio..
“OK, we have the world’s longest Wonka Bar in front of us. What do we do?”
Table: 1
Rainforest: 0
Giving your oral report Urally.
I think he’s overcompensating for something.
Can you hear me now?
The Russian version of “Survivor” is lit!