“Ok….so we have a thing on the wall…and it’s um..called a clock…and this is critical..there are numbers..all around the inside of ” the clock”..BUT!! ..not the inside inside or we couldn’t see them..( insert all knowing smile then cackle for 90 seconds using digital timer)…”and time passes so we must be on our way..sorry!..I loved our “TIME” ( emphasizes with wink and finger puppet motions ) together”..( psychotic cackle as walking off wrong way..turns..all knowing smile then resumes cackle going right way..)
Context — for future readers who have no idea what this is in reference to:
In what appeared to be an off-script opening to her speech, the vice president said:
‘The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right?’
‘The significance of the passage of time,’ she repeated.
‘So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs,’ Harris continued.
She went on: ‘And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation, depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their God-given talent.’
Republican Georgia Representative Austin Scott re-posted a clip of the comments on Twitter and pointed to the vice president’s other failures in adequately addressing the southern border crisis.
‘Biden really should get her permission to put someone else in charge of border security,’ he tweeted.
lipstick rings
…by doing a strip tease to the song Time Passages by Al Stewart.
Notches on the bed post.
Or the knee pads…
5 minutes to Wapner.
One giggle at a time.
By the number of top staff defections…
She keeps turning back the Dumbsday Clock.
Or Staph infections.
By her average gaffs-per-hour…
Blow by blow.
Getting foreign diplomacy tips and tricks from they/them person Ella Emhoff
Hash marks on the wall.
The sand shifts in her head
Keeping a watch on Joe’s big and and little hands at all times.
According to Psaki, with a psynchopated clock.
Listening to Tik Toks all day long, like any vice president.
Joe gave her a collander, to be helpful.
(And a daily diarrhea.)
With a Hillary Crone-ometer.
Stroking the “‘ell” out of “the clock.”
Well, if Bloomberg were still around, I’d say with a Metro gnome.
By counting the number of times “12:00” flashes on her DVD player.
“Ok….so we have a thing on the wall…and it’s um..called a clock…and this is critical..there are numbers..all around the inside of ” the clock”..BUT!! ..not the inside inside or we couldn’t see them..( insert all knowing smile then cackle for 90 seconds using digital timer)…”and time passes so we must be on our way..sorry!..I loved our “TIME” ( emphasizes with wink and finger puppet motions ) together”..( psychotic cackle as walking off wrong way..turns..all knowing smile then resumes cackle going right way..)
Eerily prescient…
… by sweating out the time that elapses between releases of novels by Frank J. Fleming — available at fine e-book sellers worldwide.
Context — for future readers who have no idea what this is in reference to:
… a physical analysis of Willie Brownian motion.
By the hands on the cock.