C’mon, man!
Florida Woman Accused of Huffing Deodorant While Driving
CBS12 | 3/9/2022
STUART, Fla. (CBS12) ― A woman is facing DUI charges after deputies found her with a car full of deodorant spray. . . .
Deputies pulled her over on SE Federal Highway and Carroll Street and noticed a stack of empty Right Guard deodorant spray cans in her car. The sheriff’s office said she also appeared impaired. and that a strong scent of the spray was in her car. . . .
[She] initially said she sprayed the deodorant because she liked the smell of it. She later admitted she drank alcohol earlier in the day, and then huffed the deodorant while driving her car.
Straight Line of the Day: According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
…I’m not sayin it’s an alien but it’s an alien.
We All Know Someone Who’s…
Had those “spicy” pickles on their pizza.
… wanted to slap Chris Rock.
… fixed an election
… picked their feet in Poughkeepsie…
Hey! I used to live in Poughkeepsie! Although, I never picked my feet.
… danced with the devil in the pale moonlight…
… coulda been a contender…
Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Accidentally put on his wife’s panties…because it was early…and dark…and I was late for work so didn’t have time to change…
…had that not so fresh feeling.
Been bitched slapped because he made fun of another guy’s wife.
Ran out of gas! Got a flat tire! Didn’t have change for cab fare! lost their tux at the cleaners! locked their keys in the car! Had an old friend come in from out of town! Had their car stolen! Was in an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! Swore to God it wasn’t their fault.
…didn’t have a whole mess of dimes to pay the toll to get to Rock Ridge.
…wouldn’t do it… even for Randolph Scott.
…let the dogs out.
Who didn’t know who wrote the book of love.
Nuked the moon.
Not able to handle the truth.
Same as the old boss.
Snorted some blow off a hooker’s a$$.
Sitting in Limbo (with Jimmy Cliff)
According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
…Not your Granddaughter.
Was the “Big Guy” and took 10%.
…ruined a pesto recipe because they cooked it with basil, not basil.
According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
zooming who.
According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
had a demented ol’ grandad that should be in a home before he hurts himself.
According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
sorry now.
According to Joe, we all know someone who’s…
gonna rock n roll all night and party every day.
… snuffled up parmesan from the floor with their nose …
… had their their laptop taken from a hooker by the Russian mafia …
… and then proceeded to leave a second laptop at a repair shop until it became public property….
“For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power.”
— Joe Biden
Joe is the man.