Are there categories like:
-Ability to fall downstairs…
-Ability to fall going upstairs…
-Ability to fall on just the behind and yet cause a brain injury…
-Ability to fall off high heels, suffer a squashed testicle and qualify for a Purple Heart…
-Ability to fall in Texas and not land on an illegal immigrant…
-Ability to trip and fall at a PTA meeting and not be shot for attacking the school board trustees
…
-Ability to fall, pick yourself up, then be accused of white priviledge because you aren’t hurt…
-Ability to be naked, slip in the mens shower,fall on your behind, get up and a week later convince friends and family thats how you got monkey pox…
-Ability to fall and during the fall, be able to stuff 50 plus ballots, all for Democrats , into a ballot box without being noticed by scutineers..
-Ability to fall while delivering vodka to the Pelosi household, have Nancy spin you in midair, so that the bottles remain intact with your body cushioning their fall….
– Ability to fall asleep while writing dumb schite for …Imao..rea..der..s
Steve Austin
Only on account of him being worth roughly $28 billion in today’s dollars.
And the other obvious reason…
You mean Colt Seavers?
Colt Seavers is worth 28 billion in today’s dollars?
Nope.
Levels man. Lots of em.
With the current inflation level, could be…
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Are there categories like:
-Ability to fall downstairs…
-Ability to fall going upstairs…
-Ability to fall on just the behind and yet cause a brain injury…
-Ability to fall off high heels, suffer a squashed testicle and qualify for a Purple Heart…
-Ability to fall in Texas and not land on an illegal immigrant…
-Ability to trip and fall at a PTA meeting and not be shot for attacking the school board trustees
…
-Ability to fall, pick yourself up, then be accused of white priviledge because you aren’t hurt…
-Ability to be naked, slip in the mens shower,fall on your behind, get up and a week later convince friends and family thats how you got monkey pox…
-Ability to fall and during the fall, be able to stuff 50 plus ballots, all for Democrats , into a ballot box without being noticed by scutineers..
-Ability to fall while delivering vodka to the Pelosi household, have Nancy spin you in midair, so that the bottles remain intact with your body cushioning their fall….
– Ability to fall asleep while writing dumb schite for …Imao..rea..der..s
Humpty Dumpty
Mongo…. He’s just a pawn in the game of life.
Kamala Harris – ticking off another first on her “impressive” resume…
Also, because she came up with the brilliant idea of sending all the illegal immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard.
(This is how internet rumors get started.)
Nah…she’ll blow it
The Baha Men… They let the dogs out.
whomst?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
Baha — isn’t that a race? Or is that racist?
“Bajas? We don’t need no steenkin’ Bajas.”
Rachel Maddow – she’s just the man for the job…
Any available brown person will do.
Greta Thunberg… Just because its fun to watch them eat their own.
The Yak.
Hairy as a hippy, smells not as bad.
That guying handing out tofu.
He probably didn’t even give a “Harrumph!”
Any M4 that complains about being mis-onomatopoeiaed. In fact, anyone that complains about it.
Yes, we’ll have a crack team zoom in on anybody whining and give them a smack down.
I see what you did there.
See it? Damn. You were supposed to hear it.
I propose a triumvirate consisting of Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler and Liz Cheney.
When it comes to falling there’s only one obvious choice – Joe Biden
I have to agree. No one falls quite like Joe, he can even fall going up the stairs, or off a moving bicycle. You name it and he can fall off it.
Vivaldi.
As Autumn approaches, Democrats need a fall guy. Nominations: …
Felix Baumgartner.
Bill Maher is shaping up nicely. They’re starting to be all over him like a bad case of herpes.
Yes Bill does to seem to have strayed off the plantation lately.