“OK, Fine: Next Retreat You Get To Book the Accommodations: Just Trying To Save Us a Little Money, Here.” Posted by Oppo on 11 March 2023, 9:00 am “Why is the check-in clerk looking at us that way?”
Bad luck, it’s electrically heated and there are rolling brownouts these days in Biden’s America. Reply to this comment
Yes, “electrically heated” is code for “there’s a windmill on the roof.” Bring your own sleeping bag. Reply to this comment
The indoor pool depends a lot on whether you define “pool” as a man-made structure or not. 1 Reply to this comment
Mmmm..hot and cold running roaches with a slight csent of hanta virus from the mouse poop… Reply to this comment
I pulled into that motel once. I was outside of Amarillo somewhere on Route 66 in the middle of the desert with deadly crosswinds and a head full of antihistamines hoping to make Albuquerque before sundown. Reply to this comment
Hey, give it a chance. Just look at some of these reviews from some well-known people: A great place to rejuvenate. –Boris Karloff The room service was someone I could really sink my teeth into. — Christopher Lee A nice place to go when you just want to disappear. –Claude Rains One night there, and I feel like I have really transformed. –David Naughten After staying there, it’s like I’ve unwrapped an entirely new part of myself. –Arnold Vosloo Not nearly as dank as my underworld lair, but acceptable. –tankdemon 2 Reply to this comment
I met at least one chick there and together we tore up a whole bedroom suite. –Bill Clinton 1 Reply to this comment
From trying to clean up anything with dna..great girl..brown hair..blue dress.. 2 Reply to this comment
Hillary: “I should have made both of them “disappear” but I loved my power being first lady”! 3 Reply to this comment
No pool? And wifi is a bit spotty, I presume …
Oh, hey, we’re in luck — there’s a vacancy.
Bad luck, it’s electrically heated and there are rolling brownouts these days in Biden’s America.
Yes, “electrically heated” is code for “there’s a windmill on the roof.” Bring your own sleeping bag.
Oh, hey, we’re in luck – there’s no vacancy.
There’s probably a downside I’m not seeing.
One advantage is, on your voucher you get to give the motel any name you like.
The indoor pool depends a lot on whether you define “pool” as a man-made structure or not.
Welcome to the Motel California.
Which could’ve been heaven, but it could be hell.
Mmmm..hot and cold running roaches with a slight csent of hanta virus from the mouse poop…
I pulled into that motel once. I was outside of Amarillo somewhere on Route 66 in the middle of the desert with deadly crosswinds and a head full of antihistamines hoping to make Albuquerque before sundown.
Was your 300 lb Samoan lawyer with you?
That fat basturd disappeared on me and no one has heard from him in years.
Hey, give it a chance. Just look at some of these reviews from some well-known people:
A great place to rejuvenate.
–Boris Karloff
The room service was someone I could really sink my teeth into.
— Christopher Lee
A nice place to go when you just want to disappear.
–Claude Rains
One night there, and I feel like I have really transformed.
–David Naughten
After staying there, it’s like I’ve unwrapped an entirely new part of myself.
–Arnold Vosloo
Not nearly as dank as my underworld lair, but acceptable.
–tankdemon
I met at least one chick there and together we tore up a whole bedroom suite.
–Bill Clinton
From trying to clean up anything with dna..great girl..brown hair..blue dress..
Hillary: “I should have made both of them “disappear” but I loved my power being first lady”!
Hummmm… looks like bad times at the El Royale..
The El Royale is what they call a Quarter Pounder in Spain.