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Leesburg Man Arrested After His Pants Fell Down at Wawa
Leesburg-News | February 26, 2023 | David Towns

A Leesburg man was arrested after his pants fell down at Wawa.

A Leesburg police officer was conducting a property check Thursday night on the Wawa gas station when he re-entered the men’s restroom and saw 57-year-old Rudolph J. McCray standing at the sink trying to pull his pants up. When McCray turned to look at the officer his pants fell from his waist down to his ankles. As this was occurring the officer saw a small clear baggie fall from his groin area. As the baggie landed at McCray’s feet the officer saw that it contained an off-white rock-like substance .

The officer detained McCray, who told the officer he had found the substance on top of the urinal. A search of McCray revealed he had another rock-like substance in his shirt pocket. Both items were tested and determined to be crack cocaine. McCray was taken to the Leesburg Police Station where he was charged with possession of a controlled substance. He was transported to the Lake County Jail where bond was set at $10,000.

At the time of this arrest, McCray was out on bond for a drug arrest which occurred on Nov. 4.

Biden Tells a Truth Followed Immediately By a Lie

. . . then followed by a creepy reference to sororities.

Biden Says ‘I May Be a White Boy, But I’m Not Stupid’ at Black History Month Event
NY Post | 2/27/2023

WASHINGTON — President Biden told a White House audience “I may be a white boy, but I’m not stupid” in a cringeworthy attempt at self-deprecating humor during an event celebrating Black History Month.

The 80-year-old president made the bizarre remark moments after joking that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY), who is black, no longer talks to him.

“I may be a white boy, but I’m not stupid. I know where the power is … you think I’m joking. I learned a long time ago about the Divine Nine,” Biden said, referring to a group of African-American sororities.

What the . . . ?

Straight Line of the Day: Archaeologists Have Unearthed a 3,000-Year-Old Wishing Well in Germany. Among the Wishes Found: …

Archaeologists Unearth 3,000-Year-Old Wishing Well in Germany
Smithsonian Magazine | January 18, 2023 | Sarah Kuta

This wishing well, however, is different from all of the others because of what archaeologists found preserved inside: 26 bronze clothing pins and more than 70 pieces of ceramics, including decorative bowls, cups and pots. They also salvaged a bracelet, two metal spirals, an animal tooth, four amber beads, a wooden scoop and the remains of various plants.

The well’s original depth—16 feet—suggests that Bronze Age inhabitants dug it at a time when groundwater levels had dropped considerably. Archaeologists hypothesize that area residents were suffering from poor harvest yields and a long drought…

Straight Line of the Day: Archaeologists have unearthed a 3,000-year-old wishing well in Germany. Among the wishes found: …

Babesleaga Group S : Week 4 : Vivian Leigh vs Hedy Lamarr

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Vivian Leigh vs Hedy Lamarr

Vivian Leigh (2-1-0 Pts. 209 Avg. 69.97)

  • Lost to Rita Hayworth 49-110
  • Defeated Myrna Loy 69-37
  • Defeated Carole Lombard 91-31

VS

Hedy Lamarr (2-0-1 Pts. 250 Avg. 83.33)

  • Defeated Doris Day 113-42
  • Defeated Donna Reed 81-51
  • Tied Lana Turner 56-56

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Babesleaga Group S : Week 4 : Carole Lombard vs Lana Turner

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Carole Lombard vs Lana Turner

Carole Lombard (0-3-0 Pts. 121 Avg. 40.33)

  • Lost to Donna Reed 33-93
  • Lost to Doris Day 57-74
  • Lost to Vivian Leigh 31-91

VS

Lana Turner (1-1-1 Pts. 187 Avg. 62.33)

  • Defeated Myrna Loy 93-64
  • Lost to Rita Hayworth 38-94
  • Tied Hedy Lamarr 56-56

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117 votes · 117 answers

Babesleaga Group S : Week 4 : Rita Hayworth vs Donna Reed

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Rita Hayworth vs Donna Reed

Rita Hayworth (3-0-0 Pts. 301 Avg. 100.33)

  • Defeated Vivian Leigh 110-49
  • Defeated Lana Turner 94-38
  • Defeated Doris Day 97-30

VS

Donna Reed (2-1-0 Pts. 225 Avg. 75.00)

  • Defeated Carole Lombard 93-33
  • Lost to Hedy Lamarr 51-81
  • Defeated Myrna Loy 81-48

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129 votes · 129 answers

Straight Line of the Day: What Is Nevada Supposed To Do With All Those Californians?

Thousands of Californians fleeing to Nevada Are Upending the Fabric of Its Cities – Causing Congestion
MAILONLINE | Feb 11th, 2023

Thousands of Californians leaving the Golden State looking to escape the rampant homelessness and high cost of living are landing in neighboring Nevada, overrunning the state’s few major cities.

Since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Reno area has seen 25,000 new residents according to reports and is expected to be one of the fastest growing cities in the coming years.

An article published by the Los Angeles Times on Thursday found that the droves of residents are moving to northern Nevada and causing issues with pre-settled residents who are seeing rising prices and traffic troubles.

The former-Californians are searching for the ‘perfect elixir — a California bender without the hangover.’

Straight Line of the Day: What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?

Babesleaga Group S : Week 4 : Doris Day vs Myrna Loy

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Doris Day vs Myrna Loy

Doris Day (1-2-0 Pts. 146 Avg. 48.67)

  • Lost to Hedy Lamarr 42-113
  • Defeated Carole Lombard 74-57
  • Lost to Rita Hayworth 30-97

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Myrna Loy ( 0-3-0 Pts. 149 Avg. 49.67)

  • Lost to Lana Turner 64-93
  • Lost to Vivian Leigh 37-69
  • lost to Donna Teed 48-81

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122 votes · 122 answers

Babesleaga Group S : Week 3 : Results and Standings

Hey, we had a tie. Haven’t seen one in a while.

Results

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112 votes · 112 answers

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122 votes · 122 answers

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Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage score
Rita Hayworth3 – 0 – 0301100.33117100.33-39.00
Hedy Lamarr2 – 0 – 125083.3314983.33-49.67
Donna Reed2 – 1 – 022575.0016275.00-54.00
Vivian Leigh2 – 1 – 020969.6717869.67-59.33
Lana Turner1 – 1 – 118762.3321462.33-71.33
Doris Day1 – 2 – 014648.6726748.67-89.00
Myrna Loy0 -3 – 014949.6724349.67-81.00
Carole Lombard0 – 3 – 012140.3325840.33-86.00

This week’s matches.

  • 10:00 am Doris Day vs Myrna Loy
  • 2:00 pm Rita Hayworth vs Donna Reed
  • 6:00 pm Carole Lombard vs Lana Turner
  • 8:00 pm Vivian Leigh vs Hedy Lamarr

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Ahh, Miss Cardinale. Miss Harris still on tour?”

“No sir, she’s in the studio working on a new release.”

“Well that is great, but she is shirking her duties here.”

“I won’t shirk you sir.”

“That didn’t sound right.”

“Sorry, English is not my first language.”

“What is?”

“The language of love.”

“Miss Cardinale I feel this is the beginning a beautiful internship.”

Last Winner

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