“C’mon, Man! You Can’t Win Unless You Have Nuclear Weapons and F-11s”

Plans To Send $60 Billion in Supplies To One Side or the Other — Hasn’t Determined Which, Though

Easter Bunny Gently Guides Him Away From the Podium

Unfortunately, It’s the Up Escalator

His Repeated Use of Words That Sound Like “Rommel” Cited as Evidence

Strategy in Afghanistan Touted as “Caesarian”

Thanks to this comment from sako3006.

Per Biscuit: The FBI…

Despite having Melania’s bras as launchers …

Hi, Jinkers!

Please, there’s really no need to keep making fun of us.

… kidding. Heh. CornPop, right?

And so, keep on posting your SMoD’s, or whatever you call them. We’ll be here long after you are.