Biden Promises To De-Escalate Conflict Between Chiefs and Eagles

“C’mon, Man! You Can’t Win Unless You Have Nuclear Weapons and F-11s”

Plans To Send $60 Billion in Supplies To One Side or the Other — Hasn’t Determined Which, Though

Easter Bunny Gently Guides Him Away From the Podium

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  1. Biden will send the $60 billion to the Chiefs, less 10%, because
    — Elizabeth Warren told him to, them being Injuns
    — Eagles represent America, Biden never has
    — Chiefs uniforms are red, so is Democrat political philosophy
    — Chiefs uniforms have yellow in them, Corn Pops are yellow
    — Kamala said she is fairly certain that yellow school buses are yellow. Her staff will circle back on that when they stop laughing
    — His tramp wife brought such great luck to the Phillies in the World Series, who never won another game after she showed up

  2. Biden announces plan for deescalation and generating peace…all fans attending the Superbowl must now wait in one line, be greeted by Joe, take selfies even and, be asked by Joe to remain peaceful. Estimates are that it will take 90 hours straight,Joe feels he will volunteer two (2) hours per day and it is estimated 98.5% of fans will miss the game..

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