The UK Government Has Just Explained Why People Own Gold Goldcore| 19 June 26 | Dave Russell
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Because for males it makes them feel like a 70’s Pimp and makes the ladies feel like Cleopatra (I’ve always wondered if they called her Cleo for short).
Me, I’m allergic to gold and don’t care much for it.
True story not a joke.
Under our socialist overlords gold will be the only thing so worthless that the government won’t need it and thieves won’t bother to steal it. Good for making cheap bullets and boat anchors though.
Because for males it makes them feel like a 70’s Pimp and makes the ladies feel like Cleopatra (I’ve always wondered if they called her Cleo for short).
Me, I’m allergic to gold and don’t care much for it.
True story not a joke.
I was adversely affected as a child by watching Scrooge McDuck…
Under our socialist overlords gold will be the only thing so worthless that the government won’t need it and thieves won’t bother to steal it. Good for making cheap bullets and boat anchors though.
Because having any gold means one has more than Fort Knox