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Rita Hayworth vs Vivian Leigh
Rita Hayworth
VS
Vivian Leigh
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Archive of entries posted on 6th February 2023
Chinese Helpfully Inform Joint Chiefs of Staff That 2 Years Ago They Sent 3 “Undetected” Balloons Across America
Babesleaga Group S : Week 1 : Lana Turner vs Myrna Loy
NORAD Unsure Whether To Invest Billions More in Binoculars, Radar Installations, or Just Some Comely P.R. Spin Doctors
Biden Floats Trial Balloon for 2024 Presidential Run — Shot Down Over Atlantic
Babesleaga Group S : Week 1 : Doris Day vs Hedy Lamarr
U.S. Military, In Confidence-Building Exercise, Cannot Locate One Single Square Acre in the Continental U.S. That Is Free of Danger From a Falling Balloon
Allows It To Cross From Pacific to Atlantic To Avoid “Undue Risk” to Deserts, Mountains, Streams, Rivers, Bayous, Wind Farms, Solar Arrays, Swamps, The Great Salt Lake, Fields of Wheat, Fields of Corn, Amber Waves of Grain, Air Force Bases, Area 51, That Stretch of Highway 66 Between Texas and New Mexico, Wilderness Areas Where Bears Are, Beaches, Meadows, Plains, Canyons, Yards, Lawns, Golf Courses, Lake Michigan, Lake Superior, & Abandoned Office Parking Lots Because It Was a Weekend
Biden Vows To Cause More Car Dealerships and Malls To Close, in Order To Create More Safe Spaces in Which To Shoot Down Chinese Balloons
Straight Line of the Day: There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
Harvey Award winners notice
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am keeping track of Harvey Award Winners. Here are the winners for 2023 so far.
1.Burt
January 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)
The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…
a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.
Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…2.Gumbeaux
January 6, 2023 at 1:01 PM (Edit)
. . . he believes his wife is a doctor, his son is a genius and an artist, his brother is honest, his VP is a nun, the peasants derive rights from a thing, he was actually elected, his Cabinet is qualified for the jobs they hold, ditto his idiot Supreme Court justice, KJP could pass a lie detector test without the machine exploding, Bernie Sanders is a piker when it comes to Socialism, and the omnibus just passed includes Johnson’s baby shampoo for all the migrant kids he will visit in El Paso.
Straight Line of the Day: The United States Actually Has a President Who Cannot Differentiate Between Fiction and Reality. Therefore, …3.rodneydill
January 12, 2023 at 12:14 PM (Edit)
Pelosi’s botoxed forehead.
Strait Line of the Day: Gibraltar Is Nowhere Near as Rock-Solid as…4.Burt
January 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM (Edit)
It occurred to me that if our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.
FBI Hip-Hop Thread5.DamnCatJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:12 PM (Edit)
Limited government.
Straight Line of the Day: “Boys Will Be Boys” Necessarily Retired as a Saying. Also To Be Retired: …
If you get to a Harvey level please let me know so I can add you to the list. I’m pretty good at surveying all the posts but I would hate to have anything slip through. I also hope to get more active in awarding Obscuries and who knows, maybe we can come up with another award or two to keep you all amused.
Supreme Court Slaps Forehead
Babesleaga Group S : Week 1 : Carole Lombard vs Donna Reed
Walrus! . . . Walrus! Wake Up! It Was a Dream! You’re Late for Work!
Babesleaga Group R : Final Results and Standings
Let us congratulate the winner of Group R.
Kaley Cuoco
Results
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Final Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kaley Cuoco | 7 – 0 – 0 | 661 | 94.42 | 342 | 94.42-48.56 |
| Jennifer Aniston | 6 – 1 – 0 | 642 | 91.71 | 376 | 91.71-53.71 |
| Cobie Smulders | 5 – 2 – 0 | 555 | 79.29 | 435 | 79.29-62.14 |
| Sarah Michelle Geller | 4 – 3 – 0 | 558 | 79.91 | 440 | 79.71-62.86 |
| Courteney Cox | 3 – 4 – 0 | 485 | 69.29 | 518 | 69.29-74.00 |
| Lisa Kudrow | 2 – 5 – 0 | 379 | 54.14 | 612 | 54.14-87.43 |
| Melissa Rauch | 1 – 6 – 0 | 418 | 59.71 | 569 | 59.71-81.29 |
| Emma Caulfield | 0 – 7 – 0 | 281 | 40.14 | 678 | 40.14-96.86 |
Group S Week 1 matches.
- 10:00 am Carole Lombard vs Donna Reed
- 2:00 pm Doris Day vs Hedy Lamar
- 6:00 pm Lana Turner vs Myrna Loy
- 8:00 pm Rita Hayworth vs Vivian Leigh