Hi Gang.
We had several Harvey’s going out this past week so here is the updated list.
1.Burt
January 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)
The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…
a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.
2.Gumbeaux
January 6, 2023 at 1:01 PM (Edit)
. . . he believes his wife is a doctor, his son is a genius and an artist, his brother is honest, his VP is a nun, the peasants derive rights from a thing, he was actually elected, his Cabinet is qualified for the jobs they hold, ditto his idiot Supreme Court justice, KJP could pass a lie detector test without the machine exploding, Bernie Sanders is a piker when it comes to Socialism, and the omnibus just passed includes Johnson’s baby shampoo for all the migrant kids he will visit in El Paso.
3.rodneydill
January 12, 2023 at 12:14 PM (Edit)
Pelosi’s botoxed forehead.
4.Burt
January 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM (Edit)
It occurred to me that if our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.
5.DamnCatJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:12 PM (Edit)
Limited government.
6.rodneydillFebruary 2, 2023 at 1:03 PM (Edit)
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m really angry with you.” , We Hear “Drape a towel on my shoulders and say, ‘Now you’re SuperAngry’.”
She may laugh… You may die.
7.BurtFebruary 6, 2023 at 1:58 PM (Edit)
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
99 red balloons.
8.Bob BFebruary 3, 2023 at 12:20 PM (Edit)
What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Froating…
- Bob BJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:19 PM (Edit)
… “I really got hammered last night…” – Paul Pelosi
- BurtFebruary 25, 2023 at 12:19 PM (Edit)
Man Has Breakthrough Discovery: …
The ice isn’t thick enough for ice fishing yet.
- OppoFebruary 23, 2023 at 12:42 PM (Edit)
No Carbon Nation
- OppoFebruary 23, 2023 at 12:20 PM (Edit)
LaBatt’s Blue Screen of Death!
- BurtMarch 22, 2023 at 12:17 PM (Edit)
Mrs. Winifred Mason Huck
Was feeling down on her luck.
Her nephew was chidin’
her vote for Biden
Who everyone knew was a schmuck.
14.BurtMarch 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM (Edit)
Mrs. Winifred Mason Huck
Fell on her face in some muck.
She straightened her clothes
And powdered her nose
Saying “Now I’m ready to…..whatever.”
- DamnCatMarch 22, 2023 at 12:27 PM (Edit)
Mrs. Winifred Mason Huck
Had plenty of courage and pluck
She won great regard
As a school crossing guard
Because her face could stop a truck
- EditorMarch 22, 2023 at 4:03 PM (Edit)
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