What Is a Suspected Chinese Spy Balloon Doing Above the US?
wishtv.com | Feb 3, 2023 | Brad Lendon, CNN(CNN) — News that the Pentagon is monitoring a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon in the skies over the continental United States raises a series of questions — not least among them, what exactly it might be doing.
US officials have said the flight path of the balloon, first spotted over Montana on Thursday, could potentially take it over a “number of sensitive sites” and say they are taking steps to “protect against foreign intelligence collection.”
Straight Line of the Day: What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Xi: “I’m not sayin it’s a UFO..but it’s a UFO. So leave us alone you evil American Conspiracy Theorists Fast Food Eating Morons”!
The real question is, if the government thinks that it is a Chinese spy balloon, why have they not shot it down? Or captured it?
. . . and why did it get to Montana before these geniuses noticed it?
Heading for Macho Grande.
I don’t think I’ll ever head for Mach…
wait…
I don’t know, but in two hours, it will be hungry for more surveillance.
Maybe Brandon didn’t send the classified documents he agreed to send concerning Montana, so they have to come do the work themselves.
China claims they’re only preparing a new Kung Fu Panda helium balloon for the next Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
…it means the Big Guy’s 10% cut is on its way.
…Biden has found a new way to dispose of left over classified documents (formerly) in his possession.
What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Froating…
That’s bacon worthy.
培根值得 (bacon worthy!)
What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Wondering about that left turn over Albuquerque…
What Is a Chinese Balloon Doing Over the United States?
The real question is: How did it get to Montana without being spotted over other states?
Through Canada, which Trudeau would allow as long as the balloon was wearing a large mask
Trudeau helped blow it up…thats a lot of hot air…
What Is a Chinese Balloon Doing Over the United States?
What are we being distracted from?
Bingo! We have a Bingo…did anyone else have “NORAD officers in their barracks studying interpretive dance” on their card to share in the win?
What Is a Chinese Balloon Doing Over the United States?
“Don’t Look Up!”
What Is a Chinese Balloon Doing Over the United States?
Counting the sheep in Montana.
All the sheep are serving in the Biden administration.
What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Apparently it’s doing whatever it was designed to do.
What me worry? ~ Alfred E. Neuman.
What China balloon? ~ Joe Biden.
Confucius say, virginity rike barroon. One prick – all gone
With prick you get eggroll
Ill see myself out.
What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?
Searching for the Heckowee.
Biden: “Where the Heckowee?”
Dropping off 2024 ballots
Dropping tiny little paper leaflets that say, “HELP! I’m being held as a political prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
KJP just came to the press room and said there is no cause for alarm, the balloon is tracking Santa Claus.
” . . . as the president has been very clear . . . “
You know…you got to spread the next strain of Covid somehow..
Escaped from the Whoopi Goldberg Shaped Balloons factory.
It’s the last of the pre-Clinton administration spaceships, still on course but weeks behind schedule.
Chinese New Year carnival prize: shoot the balloon, win fentanyl for the rest of your life.
Researching the effect of the Federal Government on inflation…
Trying to bring a retirement gift to Boston.
Biden Administration Tried To Hide Chinese Spy Balloon From American Public
By Jon Levine
February 4, 2023
President Biden and his administration knew for nearly a week that a Chinese spy balloon was hovering in U.S. airspace — but kept the incursion secret, fearing it would derail Secretary of State Antony Blinken’s planned meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping in Beijing.
Republicans expressed “outrage” over the president’s refusal to act.
“Communist China’s surveillance balloon violates international law and threatens our homeland,” Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-Staten Island) told The Post.
“It’s an outrage that the Biden Administration spotted this balloon days ago as it was flying over the Aleutian Islands and did nothing about it,” she said. “The president has not even made a comment about this unacceptable act of aggression by the CCP.”
The politics of the looming 2024 presidential election also played a role in Biden’s actions, sources told Bloomberg, with the fraught US-China relationship expected to be a central foreign policy issue.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/04/biden-administration-tried-to-hide-chinese-spy-balloon-from-american-public/