Devastating Review

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“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” — 2+ Hours of My Life I’ll Never Get Back
2/1/23 | Marty Fierro

To note that the latest Disney/Marvel Studios woke Phase Four installment, “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” is a waste of time is an insult to wastes of time.

This tiresome flick aspires to be a waste of time.

Disney/Marvel had a decision to make when the actor who originally played the Black Panther — the likable but mediocre Chadwick Boseman — died in real life: either drop the BP franchise entirely, or bull ahead with a politically-correct sequel, composed of forgettable secondary characters from the first film. Guess which way they went.

There’s a lot of furious fighting between black- and brown-skinned (or is it blue? Who cares?) warriors. Sticks figure prominently in these battles, how exciting.

Not even the introduction of new Marvel character Namor the Sub-Mariner helps. Disney/Marvel tweaked the character to have Mayan/Aztec/Incan pre-Colombian roots, which I suppose is a sop to that racial group.

An hour + into this turkey and I was looking longingly at the exit doors. Of my own home.

There are no spoiler warnings here, and no plot spoilers, as spoilers imply some level of interest in the movie’s plot.

Not even the one mid-end-credits vignette, where hints of coming developments in future Marvel films are usually aired, is worthwhile. Just another yawn in a long series of yawns. Wak-yawn-da Forever.

You’ve got better things to waste your time on — like trying to catch your right thumb with your right hand — than watching this movie.

Free Hotel Rooms! But . . . Not For You

Inside New York’s Migrant Hotels: A Once-Trendy Manhattan Hotel Has Become a Wild “Free-For-All” of Sex, Drugs and Violence
Hotair | 02/01/2023 | Jazz Shaw

As you may recall, one part of New York City’s brilliant plan to deal with the flood of illegal migrants being shipped to the Big Apple from our open southern border was to commandeer some of the city’s pricey hotels (at taxpayer expense) and convert them into “temporary” shelters. Two of the businesses appropriated in this fashion are the once-elegant Row NYC in Manhattan and the Watson Hotel in Hell’s Kitchen. I say “once-elegant” because investigative reporters have been touring both of these establishments and finding that they are no longer recognizable. One worker at Row NYC has spilled the beans to reporters, describing a scene of “total chaos,” where hallways are filled with waste and a non-stop “free-for-all” of sex, drugs, and violence is taking place. The lack of planning that went into this housing project is evident and the migrants are becoming violent in many cases. (NY Post)

Row NYC worker Felipe Rodriguez — who told The Post earlier this month that migrants were throwing away “tons” of prepared food at the hotel — said the facility has now descended into “total chaos.

“Chaos, total chaos,” Rodriguez told “Fox & Friends” when asked to describe conditions at the hotel. “There’s no accountability.”

The hotel employee, Felipe Rodriguez, makes it clear that there is almost no supervision or control being exercised by municipal workers. The city simply rounded up the migrants, dumped them off at the hotel, and left the staff to deal with the situation. Predictably, that has proved to be an impossible task and one that the employees were never intended to perform.

The migrants aren’t paying to stay there, so most of them clearly don’t care about trying to maintain their rooms, take out the trash, or anything else. They can’t be evicted because the City has a law forbidding their removal unless they are to be deported or sent to a different facility. Fights and sexual assaults have been reported and all of the food waste and human waste is attracting rats.

Also, this is no longer looking like a “temporary” housing situation, particularly at the Watson Hotel. A new migrant housing facility was recently established in Brooklyn, but when municipal workers attempted to move the migrants there from the Watson, a large number of them simply refused to go, preferring to stay at the formerly swanky address.

What did the Mayor and the City Council think was going to happen when they launched this project? This chaos was completely predictable. 

Hey, Walrus: Now You Don’t Have To Comply With Arbitrary Covid Mandates!

Why Is There A COVID Vaccine Mandate For Students?
Through The Looking Glass’ Substack | 02/01/2023 | Margaret Anna Alice

Hey — she’s got three girl names!

“Not to know is bad. Not to wish to know is worse.”

—African proverb

I can’t figure out why Stanford is mandating the COVID vaccine for students.

Is it to protect students from the virus, hospitalization, or death?

Is it to protect them from other students?

Is it to protect the Stanford community members from the students?

If it’s to protect the students from catching COVID, that doesn’t make sense because the CDC says it “no longer differentiate(s) based on a person’s vaccination status because breakthrough infections occur.”

The CDC also acknowledges natural immunity, noting that “persons who have had COVID-19 but are not vaccinated have some degree [Science!] of protection against severe illness from their previous infection.”

It appears Stanford didn’t get the memo because Maxwell Meyer—a double-jabbed, COVID-recovered alum who was nearly prohibited from graduating for choosing not to get boosted—was informed by an administrator that the booster mandate is “not predicated on history of infection or physical location.”

What’s Yer Hurry?

‘We Have No Protection’: San Francisco Police Respond To Burglary Call Nearly 15 Hours Later
Daily Caller | 2/1/23 | Reagan Reese

The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) did not respond to a burglary call for nearly 15 hours on Jan. 13 and its investigation into the incident still has not produced results, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Joe Vernieri, owner of the Black Magic Voodoo Lounge, reported a robbery of his bar to the SFPD’s Central Station at 1:06 p.m. but police did not respond until the next morning at 3:14 a.m., according to the Chronicle. Police opened an investigation into the robbery on Jan. 25, 12 days after the crime had been reported.

Wait . . . WHAT?

Pfizer Loses $43 Billion in Worst Month Since 2009
LA Daily News | February 1, 2023 | Bre Bradham

Shares of Pfizer suffered their biggest monthly decline since 2009 in January as investors anticipated a troubled path ahead for the drugmaker’s Covid products.

The stock has slumped 15% this month, erasing $43 billion in market value. In its earnings report on Tuesday, Pfizer presented a weaker-than-estimated sales outlook for its Covid vaccine and pill, and its shares fluctuated.

I thought they had their profits mandated in the military and civil service. With 10% for the big guy.

No Humor, Just a Reminder of How Fleeting Life Is

Family of Ugandan Philanthropist Decapitated by Traffic Gate in Arches National Park Awarded $10.5m
yahoo | 2/1/23

Relatives of a Ms Nakajjigo initially sought $140m in damages from the US government.

The $10.5m decision came after a wrongful death trial in Salt Lake City for the philanthropist who was tragically killed on a camping trip with husband Ludovic Michaud on 13 June 2020, the Associated Press reported.

Attorneys for Ms Nakajjigo’s family argued that the US National Park Service were negligent for not securing a metal traffic control gate that whipped around in high winds and sliced through the car’s passenger door, instantly killing her.

US attorneys don’t dispute that park officials were to blame. But they argued that the damages initially sought based on Ms Nakajjigo’s future earning potential was too high, and that a figure of $3.5m would be appropriate.

The claim filed on 22 October argued that her death could have been avoided if the gate had been installed correctly or if it had been locked in place to prevent it from moving in the wind.

Maxine Waters: If You Have Something I’d Prefer To Have, A Member of Congress Should Take It From You

Red State | January 30, 2023 | Sister Toldjah

Republicans and conservatives don’t call Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) “Mad Maxine” for nothing.

Waters has said some pretty absurd and outrageous things over her decades of “service” in Congress, including her claim during the 1992 Rodney King riots that some of the looting taking place was justifiable because mothers needed milk and new shoes for their kids.

“One lady said her children didn’t have any shoes. She just saw those shoes there, a chance for all of her children to have new shoes. Godd**n it! It was such a tear-jerker. I might have gone in and taken them for her myself,” Waters told the L.A. Times at the time.

Waters was the Congresswoman who unapologetically told far-left agitators during the Trump years to get in the faces of Trump cabinet members and tell them they are not welcome anywhere, ever:

“Let’s make sure we show up wherever we have to show up. And if you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere.”

Cartoons and Memes

“Morning Mr. Walrus, another day closer to the big day.”

“Indeed it is, I can hardly wait.”

“Well me and Miss Derek have something special set up for you on Saturday.”

“What is it?”

“A surprise, silly.”

“Once again I can hardly wait.”

“To tide you over here is last week’s winner and this week’s cartoons and memes.”

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