‘We Have No Protection’: San Francisco Police Respond To Burglary Call Nearly 15 Hours Later
Daily Caller | 2/1/23 | Reagan ReeseThe San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) did not respond to a burglary call for nearly 15 hours on Jan. 13 and its investigation into the incident still has not produced results, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
Joe Vernieri, owner of the Black Magic Voodoo Lounge, reported a robbery of his bar to the SFPD’s Central Station at 1:06 p.m. but police did not respond until the next morning at 3:14 a.m., according to the Chronicle. Police opened an investigation into the robbery on Jan. 25, 12 days after the crime had been reported.
Just take DNA swabs from all the feces and bodily fluids in the area, cross-match with known offenders, then canvas the neighborhood for alibi witnesses, easy peasy…
This reminds me of an old story:
A guy notices somebody breaking into his shed. He called the police, who said “We’re busy right now. We’ll send someone out in a while.”
Guy thought for a while, called back, and said “No hurry. I just shot the guy.”
Within minutes, there were multiple police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter converging on his house. The police caught the perp, who had, in fact, not been shot. The police said “I thought you said you shot him.”
The guy said “I thought you said you were too busy.”
Hey, they were probably busy working on their float for the Gay Pride parade.
So it seems defund the police is working as planned.