Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T has clinically diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: they say _______, we hear _______.
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Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “When H3ll freezes over” , We Hear “You still gotta chance.”.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “Typical Nasty Weather” , We Hear “Tickle my @ss with a feather.”.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T has clinically diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: they say “I wouldn’t date you unless you were the last man on earth” , we hear “You mean, I have a chance?”…
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m so bloated, I feel like a whale.” , We Hear “Thar she blows.”
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m really angry with you.” , We Hear “Drape a towel on my shoulders and say, ‘Now you’re SuperAngry’.”
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “You selfish pork face! Now I’ll never be satisfied!” , We Hear “…Satisfied!”
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “When H3ll freezes over” , We Hear “You still gotta chance.”.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T has clinically diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: they say “No, babe”, we hear “Oh, babe”…
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “Typical Nasty Weather” , We Hear “Tickle my @ss with a feather.”.
they say _Marilyn Monroe______, we hear _Marilyn Manson______.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T has clinically diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: they say “I wouldn’t date you unless you were the last man on earth” , we hear “You mean, I have a chance?”…
They say “Honey, I was wrong, and you were right”
We hear “Buy a lottery ticket”
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m so bloated, I feel like a whale.” , We Hear “Thar she blows.”
They say “I’m fine!”
We hear “I’m fine!”
She’s not fine.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m really angry with you.” , We Hear “Drape a towel on my shoulders and say, ‘Now you’re SuperAngry’.”
She may laugh… You may die.
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “You selfish pork face! Now I’ll never be satisfied!” , We Hear “…Satisfied!”
You drink too much beer. Can I get you another beer?
They Say “You never take me out to dinner. ” , We Hear “Can I make you a sandwich?”
They say ” You are such a boob and not a good catch..” We hear” You can play with my boob and later…feel…like a sandwich”
Scotty T has clinically diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: they say something, we hear nothing.
They say good bye, we say hello. ~ Paul McCartney