Constitutional multiple choice quiz. Place names of anyone scoring at least 20 into nomination. That should weed the field out, and certainly get rid of the current frontrunners.
A long 2″ x 6″ with spikes on the board. Whomever uses the least amount of strikes with a hammer to put the head of the spike flat with the board, becomes speaker…
Bonus if it gives Pelosi a PTSD moment..
… make the same moves three straight times, then take the draw and start a new game…
…or everyone starts playing The Hockey Pockey and last person standing wins.
Couldn’t someone win by playing a Royal Fizzbin?
“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a gambler”!
Then what are you doing with this bunch of thieves and cut-throats?
He’s riding to Rock Ridge of course.
… pick one of the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory and see how that goes…
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Hell, let’s go full Hunger Games with the lot of them.
Rapiers at dawn.
… consult the former West Wing scriptwriters – maybe they can come up with something…
Early voting and mail in ballots.
It might not get a legitimate result, but it will get a result.
… transport the lot of them to a desert island, then see what develops…
… dissolve Parliament and call for new elections…
… eliminate the title “Speaker” as being abusively ableist…
The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…
a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.
Is this the first Harvey Award of 2023?
The first Congressman to read the omnibus spending bill aloud in its entirety shall be the new Speaker.
Follow Shakespeare’s advice, “…First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
That would eliminate about 3/4 of the congresscritters.
Not that that would be a bad thing.
The bad thing is that 1/4 of the Congress critters would still be around.
Full Contact Cross Country Bowling.
Just like last time.
The Emu loves to bowl!
Let the Emu win.
Rochambeau Royale!
Constitutional multiple choice quiz. Place names of anyone scoring at least 20 into nomination. That should weed the field out, and certainly get rid of the current frontrunners.
Try putting them in some tight sealing tupperware. That should keep them from getting stale.
Tell the guy from California that he should STFU and GTFO. No real conservative wants anybody from Kalifornia to be their poster child.
Boebert vs AOC in a Jell-O pit. It won’t end the stalemate, but at least it would add to the entertainment value.
In fact, schedule it for tomorrow, so AOC can whine about how she fears for her life every January 6.
Swimsuit competition..
Let’s just do without a Congress for while and see how that goes.
Celebrity Death Match!!!!
May sound like I’m dreaming but lets find someone that is honest, has the best interests of the whole country at heart and has integrity…
All right, you talked me into it – I volunteer!!!
You’re a giver.
Sudden Death Calvinball
https://youtu.be/U2bKODBTks8
Less back-stabbing, more face-stabbing, just like Pelosi does.
Weed out the guys who always pop up at demon summoning rites.
Ask their pimps who is least likely to get busted dealing blow.
I am offended by your second point.
Ambojitsu a la Uté, the ultimate evolution of martial arts and Ryker love interests.
A long 2″ x 6″ with spikes on the board. Whomever uses the least amount of strikes with a hammer to put the head of the spike flat with the board, becomes speaker…
Bonus if it gives Pelosi a PTSD moment..
The best way to end the Speaker stalemate in the House of Representatives is…
well, I’ll be retiring in a couple of weeks…
The best way to end the Speaker stalemate in the House of Representatives is…
rock, paper scissors.
have they tried turning it off and on again?
Or tap it. I just fixed my front porch light by tapping it.