Babesleaga Group R : Week 6 : Lisa Kudrow vs Melissa Rauch

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Lisa Kudrow vs Melissa Rauch

Lisa Kudrow (1-4-0 Pts. 256 Avg. 51.20)

  • Lost to Kaley Cuoco 37-118
  • Lost to Sarah Michelle Geller 49-98
  • Lost to Courteney Cox 54-96
  • Defeated Emma Caulfield 78-48
  • Lost to Jennifer Aniston 38-105

VS

Melissa Rauch (1-4-0 Pts. 315 Avg. 63.00)

  • Lost to Sarah Michelle Geller 63-87
  • Lost to Kaley Cuoco 47-106
  • Defeated Emma Caulfield 84-61
  • Lost to Courteney Cox 68-75
  • Lost to Cobie Smulders 53-75

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Rumb-a-Dumb-Dumb

In my email in-box — not, mind you, in the spam folder — was an ad for a bathtub for “under $500!”

How demented do those scammers have to be to expect that I’d think, “Oy… Er… This sounds like a completely trustworthy company and offer”?

“They’ll deliver a bathtub to my house and install it for under $500? What could go wrong?”

“Let me just pull out my credit card and give ’em a ring.”

Babesleaga Group R : Week 6 : Jennifer Aniston vs Cobie Smulders

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Jennifer Aniston vs Cobie Smulders

Jennifer Aniston (4-1-0 Pts. 465 Avg. 93.00)

  • Defeated Emma Caulfield 108-44
  • Defeated Courteney Cox 97-57
  • Lost to Kaley Cuoco 72-77
  • Defeated Sarah Michelle Geller 83-62
  • Defeated Lisa Kudrow 105-38

VS

Cobie Smulders (4-1-0 Pts. 413 Avg. 82.60)

  • Defeated Courteney Cox 96-60
  • Defeated Emma Caulfield 106-36
  • Defeated Sarah Michelle Geller 77-76
  • Lost to Kaley Cuoco 59-75
  • Defeated Melissa Rauch 75-53

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InternMission

If any of these babes met one, would one be able to afford them?

Clothes.

Parties.

Assuming one is not Tom Brady or Brad Pitt.

(Brad Pitt may be a bad example.)

I just can’t see keeping Giselle happy. Sorry. I’d do her proud, but I wouldn’t make her proud.

Babesleaga Group R : Week 6 : Sarah Michelle Geller vs Kaley Cuoco

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Sarah Michelle Geller vs Kaley Cuoco

Sarah Michelle Geller (3-2-0 Pts. 423 Avg. 84.60)

  • Defeated Melissa Rauch 87-63
  • Defeated Lisa Kudrow 98-49
  • Lost to Cobie Smulders 76-77
  • Lost to Jennifer Aniston 62-83
  • Defeated Emma Caulfield 100-34

VS

Kaley Cuoco (5-0-0 Pts. 472 Avg. 94.40)

  • Defeated Lisa Kudrow 118-37
  • Defeated Melissa Rauch 106-47
  • Defeated Jennifer Aniston 77-72
  • Defeated Cobie Smulders 75-59
  • Defeated Courteney Cox 96-50

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Straight Line of the Day: The Government Is Only Good at Tracking Certain Things, Such As…

ICE Admits It Has ‘No Records’ For Hundreds Of Thousands Of Illegal Immigrants Released With Electronic Monitors
Daily Caller | 12/28/2022 | Jennie Taer

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) admitted it has “no records” of hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants released into the country with electronic tracking devices, the agency said in a Dec. 22 letter to Syracuse University’s Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse (TRAC).

ICE informed TRAC that it had “no records” of the 377,980 individuals monitored by the agency’s “Alternatives to Detention” (ATD) program used to electronically track illegal immigrants released into the country. TRAC had asked for data via a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request on those in ATD custody from the start of fiscal year 2019 to August 2022.

“ICE’s response that they could no longer find records on immigrants in Alternatives to Detention (ATD) that they had previously released came as a shock, particularly after they informed us recently that they had been misleading the public for several months by releasing extremely inaccurate ATD data. The agency really needs to come clean. The American public deserves to have accurate data about the ATD program,” TRAC assistant Professor Austin Kocher told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

ICE started the ATD program in 2004 to monitor illegal migrants released into the country using ankle monitors, GPS tracking and cellphones. With limited detention space, ICE relies on the program to hold those awaiting the years-long backlogs in immigration courts.

Straight Line of the Day: The government is only good at tracking certain things, such as…

Babesleaga Group R : Week 6 : Courteney Cox vs Emma Caulfield

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Courteney Cox vs Emma Caulfield

Courteney Cox (2-3-0 Pts. 338 Avg. 67.60)

  • Lost to Cobie Smulders 60-96
  • Lost to Jennifer Aniston 57-97
  • Defeated Lisa Kudrow 96-54
  • Defeated Melissa Rauch 75-68
  • Lost to Kaley Cuoco 50-96

VS

Emma Caulfield (0-5-0 Pts. 224 Avg. 44.80)

  • Lost to Jennifer Aniston 44-108
  • Lost to Cobie Smulders 36-106
  • Lost to Melissa Rauch 61-84
  • Lost to Lisa Kudrow 48-78
  • Lost to Sarah Michelle Geller 34-100

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Babesleaga Group R : Week 5 Results and Standings

Hope your day is starting out well, Let us see what’s up with the ladies.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordTotal PointsAveragePoints AgainstAvg. Score
Kaley Cuoco5 – 0 – 047294.4026594.40-53.00
Jennifer Aniston4 – 1 – 046593.0027893.00-55.60
Cobie Smulders4 – 1 – 041382.6030082.60-60.00
Sarah Michelle Geller3 – 2 – 042384.6030684.60-61.20
Courteney Cox2 – 3 – 033867.6040367.60-80.60
Melissa Rauch1 – 4 – 031563.0040463.00-80.80
Lisa Kudrow1 – 4 – 025651.2046551.20-93.00
Emma Caulfield0 – 5 – 022444.8047644.80-95.20

This week’s matches.

  • 10:00 am Courteney Cox vs Emma Caulfield
  • 2:0 pm Sarah Michelle Geller vs Kaley Cuoco
  • 6:00 pm Jennifer Aniston vs Cobie Smulders
  • 8:00 pm Lisa Kudrow vs Melissa Rauch