If any of these babes met one, would one be able to afford them?
Clothes.
Parties.
Assuming one is not Tom Brady or Brad Pitt.
(Brad Pitt may be a bad example.)
I just can’t see keeping Giselle happy. Sorry. I’d do her proud, but I wouldn’t make her proud.
Speaking as a cat, it is Giselle who would be expected to keep me happy.
I think if I can’t spell her name right, that would be a turn-off.
Parties. You said parties, right? Parties, with an R.
Make the best of the time you got.
Lottery Sex.( please keep this in our group..)
Step 1- Go to your lottery retailer. Pick up a paper copy of the most recent winning numbers.
Step 2- Buy a ticket with the same winning numbers.
Step 3- Buy fixings for yours and hers favourite drinks.
Step 4-Go home and enjoy a few beverages.
Step 5- Start checking the numbers. Act speechless..you’re on your own here..
Step 6- Give her the prize number copy, call the numbers out to her to check.
Step 7- Celebrate but say you are too gunned to go back to the store to confirm..Celebrate some more..discuss diamonds, furs, trips and have the best night in a long time..you are welcome..
Step 1: Steal a hobos clothes.
Step 2: Look as much as possible like a rabid raccoon.
Step 3: Introduce yourself as Pete Davidson.
Step 4: Bang, rinse and repeat as needed.
Step 5: Profit!!!
I may not be rich, but that’s not they are really after. They are after Security and winners. I’m pretty handy, and I can build Wooden badgers real nice.