Amanda Kooser | That is Not a Joke Name; Like Naughtius Maximus | 1/10/23
IMAO’s least desired outpost got a blazing welcome back to Earth on Sunday after nearly four decades in space. On Monday, NASA said the Department of Defense confirmed the 5,400-pound (2,450-kilogram) IMAO punishment assignment had reentered over the Bering Sea.
Notice how they wait until after it crashes to tell people about it?
Here’s what I have so far. Any suggestions?
Hat tip to Lactose the Intolerant!
Scene: A POSH LOCATION.
Nancy has an empty hurricane glass in front of her. Hillary has two.
Kevin McCarthy: But how do I get good-for-nothing, weedy, finger-in-the-air politicians like me to now toe the line, after I’ve already proven to be an incredibly self-serving, authority-coveting craven cave-in establishment pusscake?
Nancy Pelosi: Lemme tellya, Whiner. Weiner. Wine here.
Hillary Clinton: **** that. ****. *********, *******. {Shows him some photographs, which the audience can’t see.} *******!
Nancy Pelosi: {Snort!} Hammered….
Kevin McCarthy {aghast}: Oh God! Oh, my God!! {Throws up on Nancy’s shoes, while Hillary does the same.}
It’s got gritty realism. But where does it go from here?
The “Boebert Who?” bill. It’s a simple one-page bill that requires everybody to cover their ears and hum whenever Lauren tries to talk.
Well, to be honest, she is so good-looking that one doesn’t hear half of what she says.
