Write your congressman and tell them to change their name to Federal Bureau of Idiots…that’s if they ever recover from TDS…I hope they don’t read this. There’s already someone strange in a parked car across my street spying on me…two guys dressed up like Men in Black chain smoking Lucky Strikes.
I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s’ clothing and hang around in bars
This one might sound a bit crazy, but hear me out…
What if, and I’m, like, actually being totally serious right now, so don’t laugh, but what if we could somehow get them to start solving more crimes than they commit?
A prisoner swap – free all the J6 prisoners and replace them with Peter Strzok, Lois Lerner, Mark Zuckerberg, George Soros, Katie Hobbs, Christopher Wray, Anthony Fauci, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Clintons, the Cheneys, and the Pelosis. That’s for starters, other Democrats to be named later.
The FBI’s Been Getting a Bum Rap Lately. Ways To Boost Their Image: …
Point out that getting into politics would not have been necessary if that darned Nixon had appointed Mark Felt to the directors position instead of L. Patrick Gray.
See. Not everything is Trumps fault. We blame Nixon too.
..they should have their colours done and consider new wardrobes….stop with just the red and white and zig zags and go add some blue..some stars..bring the red and white back but as stripes ..and review their oath of office everyday before the start of their shift..
That’s easy. Stay the hell out out of politics and stick to getting the goods on people like that sob who killed those students in Idaho.
Not in their wheelhouse. Raid Trump’s wife’s panty drawer!!
Write your congressman and tell them to change their name to Federal Bureau of Idiots…that’s if they ever recover from TDS…I hope they don’t read this. There’s already someone strange in a parked car across my street spying on me…two guys dressed up like Men in Black chain smoking Lucky Strikes.
… they’re gonna go out and rap some bums….
… they’re gonna go all Efrem Zimbalist Jr on y’all…
Change their acronym to mean F**cking Big Indians.
The FBI’s been getting a bum rep lately. Ways to boost their image: …
…have them track down that guy who shot the taqueria robber in Houston…
…and name hime the new Director.
…Instead of business suits, they’ll dress as lumberjacks.
And that’s okay cause they’ll sleep all night and then work all day.
I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s’ clothing and hang around in bars
The FBI’s been getting a bum rep lately. Ways to boost their image: …
…put smiley face stickers on their weapons.
This one might sound a bit crazy, but hear me out…
What if, and I’m, like, actually being totally serious right now, so don’t laugh, but what if we could somehow get them to start solving more crimes than they commit?
That’s just crazy talk.
The FBI’s been getting a bum rep lately. Ways to boost their image: …
…wear more cardigans.
The FBI’s been getting a bum rep lately. Ways to boost their image: …
vaseline on the lens.
…arrest and perp walk the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
A prisoner swap – free all the J6 prisoners and replace them with Peter Strzok, Lois Lerner, Mark Zuckerberg, George Soros, Katie Hobbs, Christopher Wray, Anthony Fauci, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Clintons, the Cheneys, and the Pelosis. That’s for starters, other Democrats to be named later.
That too is just crazy talk.
Frying Bacon Impressively would be a pretty good start.
Instead of harassing and victimizing conservatives exclusively, start doing it at random.
Update their J. Edgar Hoover era dresses when off duty.
Try harder to not out-Nazi the actual Nazis when issuing and following orders.
Find the least corrupt agent amongst yourselves, blackmail him into committing a patriotic act.
The FBI’s Been Getting a Bum Rap Lately. Ways To Boost Their Image: …
Point out that getting into politics would not have been necessary if that darned Nixon had appointed Mark Felt to the directors position instead of L. Patrick Gray.
See. Not everything is Trumps fault. We blame Nixon too.
Mojo?
..they should have their colours done and consider new wardrobes….stop with just the red and white and zig zags and go add some blue..some stars..bring the red and white back but as stripes ..and review their oath of office everyday before the start of their shift..
A little honesty on occasion would help, and to stop kneeling for career criminals would also be a plus.
The FBI’s been getting a bum rep lately. Ways to boost their image:
Hire a Nigerian prince to give away money via email……
Let’s be serious. Their image would improve if they simply became used car salesmen.