Here’s what I have so far. Any suggestions?
Hat tip to Lactose the Intolerant!
Working Title: “Dammit!”
Scene: A POSH LOCATION.
Nancy has an empty hurricane glass in front of her. Hillary has two.
Kevin McCarthy: But how do I get good-for-nothing, weedy, finger-in-the-air politicians like me to now toe the line, after I’ve already proven to be an incredibly self-serving, authority-coveting craven cave-in establishment pusscake?
Nancy Pelosi: Lemme tellya, Whiner. Weiner. Wine here.
Hillary Clinton: **** that. ****. *********, *******. {Shows him some photographs, which the audience can’t see.} *******!
Nancy Pelosi: {Snort!} Hammered….
Kevin McCarthy {aghast}: Oh God! Oh, my God!! {Throws up on Nancy’s shoes, while Hillary does the same.}
It’s got gritty realism. But where does it go from here?
Glucose the Tolerant: “Dammitt Lactose, imma retired oilfield worker not a doctor”!!
A secret lair, lined with tanning beds, where the Cabal of Verious Former Executive Federal Elites are meeting … then the fun begins, as sides are taken, and blood oaths sworn
AOC’s boobs and George Santos enter the frame
AOC: Hi everybody. Guess what? I just met the king of Sweden and Denver.
Santos: Well, Denmark, actually.
AOC: Ooohhhh. Is it bulimia time already? {Sticks finger in throat and spews on Nancy’s shoes}
Hillary: Let’s get back to the photos of what Nancy’s flamethrower can do to recalcitrant colleagues. {AOC, meanwhile, commits suicide by Hillary reflexively smothering her with a handy boob}
SOLD!
This stuff writes itself.
Two words in to Dohtime’s comment.
The camera quickly pans the scene and the photos, though distant, set down and fanned on the table,seem to be detailed pictures of…. The Constitution..and the other…The Statue of Liberty….sacreligious kryptonite to Demorats…what do the other photos possibly hold…
Where does it go from here? The same place the last few Marvel comic book movies went…into the dumper. Then again maybe not, as none of them had gritty realism.