Please, there’s really no need to keep making fun of us.
… kidding. Heh. CornPop, right?
And so, keep on posting your SMoD’s, or whatever you call them. We’ll be here long after you are.
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Brandon: “Imma change the name of the FBI to the Federal Bureau of Innocculations because we need more incubators..I mean innocculations because Trump killed exactly 1 billion people by not making them get the shot. It doesn’t really hurt and they gave me a lollipop afterwards that was bigger than my prostate!”
The FBI ‘ S Core Values:
“Our core values—
respect (C-)
, integrity,(F)
accountability,(C)
leadership, (C-)
diversity,(A-)
compassion, (C+)
fairness,(D-)
and rigorous obedience to the Constitution(F)
—are the foundation of our organization and should be incorporated into everything we do.”
This morning in his podcast, Scott Adams pondered the legality of a citizen shooting an obvious terrorist who was in the process of planting a bomb or some other such activity. My first thought was you’d be in a heap of trouble if the ‘terrorist’ turned out to be an FBI agent in one of their sting operations.
Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask, and , well, since you are here I might as well take advantage of the opportunity.
Do you know what happened to my shillelagh? St. Patrick’s day isn’t really that far off, and I would really like to have it available for the festivities. The last time I remember having it was when Toomer and me were carousing in the art district sometime between Halloween and Thanksgiving. I think we took an Uber home that night, but it might have been a Lyft. Anyway, any help you could give would be much appreciated.
Also, are you the guy I need to talk to about filing a missing person report on a yak, or should I contact the Department of the Interior about that?
Brandon: “Imma change the name of the FBI to the Federal Bureau of Innocculations because we need more incubators..I mean innocculations because Trump killed exactly 1 billion people by not making them get the shot. It doesn’t really hurt and they gave me a lollipop afterwards that was bigger than my prostate!”
Jinkers: “One who moves about or dodges quickly; one who is nimble and sportive.”
Yup, that’s me … us.
The FBI ‘ S Core Values:
“Our core values—
respect (C-)
, integrity,(F)
accountability,(C)
leadership, (C-)
diversity,(A-)
compassion, (C+)
fairness,(D-)
and rigorous obedience to the Constitution(F)
—are the foundation of our organization and should be incorporated into everything we do.”
This morning in his podcast, Scott Adams pondered the legality of a citizen shooting an obvious terrorist who was in the process of planting a bomb or some other such activity. My first thought was you’d be in a heap of trouble if the ‘terrorist’ turned out to be an FBI agent in one of their sting operations.
Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask, and , well, since you are here I might as well take advantage of the opportunity.
Do you know what happened to my shillelagh? St. Patrick’s day isn’t really that far off, and I would really like to have it available for the festivities. The last time I remember having it was when Toomer and me were carousing in the art district sometime between Halloween and Thanksgiving. I think we took an Uber home that night, but it might have been a Lyft. Anyway, any help you could give would be much appreciated.
Also, are you the guy I need to talk to about filing a missing person report on a yak, or should I contact the Department of the Interior about that?