New FBI HQ Slated to Be Twice the Size of Pentagon, Larger Than Kremlin
Front Page Magazine | 02/08/2023 | Robert Spencer“Massive new building” is actually an understatement. Your taxpayer dollars are set to be used for a staggeringly massive new FBI complex that will be double the size of the Pentagon. If you have ever flown into Washington, you can often see the Pentagon from the air and get a clear idea of how immense it is. Now the feds will have a playground that makes the Pentagon look like some third-tier accountant’s cubicle.
Straight Line of the Day: With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Huge sign on the moon:
From right here on the moon you can see the new FBI building with the naked eye.
…hide Joe Biden’s missing classified documents.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Investigate your carbon footprint.
They can stop outsourcing fake dossiers to retired MI6 agents and produce them in-house.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Display J. Edgar Hoover’s full wardrobe.
… and some of Melania’s.
Give em a break..they’re just adding more staff to finally get to the bottom of the Epstein case.
Oh, so they’ll get to tops and bottoms, eh?
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Damn, that’s almost big enough to actually hold a registry of all privately held firearms.
Almost, and only the ones they know of. Let’s get some more!
…reconstruction of failed large wooden badgers used to commit crimes.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
finally cross that final legal frontier.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
super secret jail space for all those traditional Catholics.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Whatever the H**L they want to do … and nobody can stop ’em.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
They will quickly find it’s woefully inadequate to serving the required 47 genders in every position to be ‘truly’ diverse.
They might be able to sublet part of the new space to the Infernal Revenue Service for the offices for those additional 87,000 agents to be hired to examine the earnings of the middle American wage earner/taxpayer.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Internal affairs.
infernal affairs.
I hear those Memphis officers are free agents now. FBI snatching them up quick. Can’t let experience like that go to waste!
As opposed to another gigantic intelligence headquarters on the other side of the globe, the FBI assures us that this sub-basement will NOT, repeat NOT, no way, be used for torture and executions. Nope.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
This is a predictable response from the knowledge learned from the findings of the January 6th investigations. All constituents are really insurrectionists
Storage for the missing evidence from the:
Kelner case
JFK assassination, heck, pick any assassination
Suicides associated with Hillary, Bill, Chelsea, Roger . . .
Democrats’ ongoing treason
Ingredients in Pfizer chemical cocktails
Indoctrination center classroom to debunk effective investigative procedures once employed by Efrem Zimbalist Jr. to actually catch criminals.
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Suitable suites for kidnapped governors.
They’ll log into IMAO
Just for a look, don’t you know;
They’ll leave interns weeping
By taking Walrus for safekeeping
And for study by Top Men or so.
Storage of Dominion machines between elections
Obviously, they’ll stand on the roof wiggling their wangers at the Russian satellites holding signs saying, “Neener neener ours is bigger”.
Waggling their wigs — and saying “We fart in yor genrel direction”
… War rooms…
Echo the progressive narrative.
Learn to save files on harddrives as a PDF and stop printing everything,just so you can get in crap later for leaving it hanging around..
Provide an easy target for WWIII (Waterballon War III). Despite having Melania’s bras as launchers, I think I’m still giving the edge to the Pentagon.
… Valet parking …
With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?
Breed assault Emus.
Probably anything they damn well please