Straight Line of the Day: New Holiday Songs Posted by Oppo on 29 November 2023, 12:00 pm 🎵 “We’re beginning to loot a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go . . . ” 🎵 Or: 🎵 “It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Kristallnacht Everywhere you go . . . ” 🎵
Jingle Bells, Brandon smells, little kids all day Brain cells none, Hunter’s fried, the ho’s a heartbeat away, hey 2 Reply to this comment
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why. Santa Claus is dead… 1 Reply to this comment
I’m wishing for a Sharia Christmas, With more beheadings in the snow Where the Imam’s bristle, and burqa’d women listen To hear suicide bombers when they blow. 2 Reply to this comment
🎵 “I’m Dreaming of a Woke Christmas… ” 🎵
🎵 “Buttigieg Is Coming to Town . . . ” 🎵
🎵 “Grandma Got Run Over by Inflation . . . ” 🎵
🎵 “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump . . . ” 🎵
🎵 “Gotta Arrest Ye, Merry Gentlemen – The Lib Professors Say . . . ” 🎵
“Braaaandon is so dumb, as dumb as they come.”
“….pah rum pah pum pum”
(maybe that will help)
🎵 Hunter, the snowman 🎵
🎵 Using jolly happy blow 🎵
Jingle Bells, Brandon smells, little kids all day
Brain cells none, Hunter’s fried, the ho’s a heartbeat away, hey
It came upon a midnight perfectly…you know, the thing.
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why.
Santa Claus is dead…
I’m wishing for a Sharia Christmas,
With more beheadings in the snow
Where the Imam’s bristle, and burqa’d women listen
To hear suicide bombers when they blow.