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“I’ve %$#@ing gotta see what Oppo has posted. Ho!” “Ho!”

“I’m not a smart man, but I like being Walrus. You wanna be an intern?”

“Lover,” [Falls backwards] “… you can do anything you want to me.”

“Mmmmph.”