Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Mr. Walrus, about this outfit you got me in Vegas.”

“Stunning, absolutely stunning.”

“It is a bit… chilly.”

“I can warm you up.”

“That’s what I’m afraid of. In any case here are the winners, we had a tie and this week’s entires.”

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Which one is funniest?
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Miss Them Yet?

A mere three years ago, zzyzx posted the top rock hits from half a century ago.

Walrus responded — and his commentary is in parentheses.

From this list, I’d say “My Love” “Cover of the Rolling Stone,” and “Live and Let Die” leave them all in the dust, but most are still unforgettable. “You’re So Vain” will probably never go away from the culture.

“Money,” “Space Oddity” — OK.

But I wonder how a current Top-100 list would hold up fifty years from now. (Especially if any song containing the n-word were eliminated from competition.)

1973 wasn’t the best year for music….Top Hits of 1973
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001 – Tony Orlando & Dawn – Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Catchy classic)
002 – Jim Croce – Bad Bad Leroy Brown (Classic)
003 – Roberta Flack – Killing Me Softly With His Song (Great Classic)
004 – Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On (Great Classic)
005 – Paul McCartney & Wings – My Love (Okay)
006 – Kris Kristofferson – Why Me (Under rated)
007 – Elton John – Crocodile Rock (Great fun Classic)
008 – Billy Preston – Will It Go Round In Circles (Classic)
009 – Carly Simon – You’re So Vain (Classic Classic)
010 – Diana Ross – Touch Me In The Morning (Charming)
011 – Vicki Lawrence – The Night The Lights Went Out In Georga (Okay)
012 – Clint Holmes – Playground In My Mind (Not Familiar)
013 – Stories – Brother Louie (Pretty Good)
014 – Helen Reddy – Delta Dawn (Heard this A LOT!)
015 – Billy Paul – Me And Mrs Jones (Classic)
016 – Edgar Winter Group – Frankenstein (Great Classic)
017 – Dobie Gray – Drift Away (Super nice song)
018 – Sweet – Little Willy (Infectious)
019 – Stevie Wonder – You Are The Sunshine Of My Life (Okay)
020 – Cher – Half Breed (Passable)
021 – Isley Brothers – That Lady (Nice)
022 – Sylvia – Pillow Talk (Not Familiar)
023 – Grand Funk Railroad – We’re An American Band (Classic)
024 – Dr John – Right Place, Wrong Time (Classic)
025 – Skylark – Wildflower (Not Familiar)
026 – Stevie Wonder – Superstition (Classic)
027 – Paul Simon – Loves Me Like A Rock (Classic)
028 – Maureen McGovern – The Morning After (Okay)
029 – John Denver – Rocky Mountain High (Classic)
030 – Stealers Wheel – Stuck In The Middle With You (Classic Classic)
031 – Three Dog Night – Shambala (Classic)
032 – O’Jays – Love Train (Classic)
033 – Barry White – I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More (Okay)
034 – Tony Orlando & Dawn – Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Guy (Okay)
035 – Eddie Kendricks – Keep On Truckin’ (Part 1) (Not Familiar)
036 – King Harvest – Dancing In The Moonlight (Very Good)
037 – Anne Murray – Danny’s Song (Okay, for a Canadian)
038 – Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett – Monster Mash (All-time top list Classic baybee!)
039 – Bloodstone – Natural High (Not Familiar)
040 – Seals & Crofts – Diamond Girl (eh)
041 – Doobie Brothers – Long Train Running (Okay)
042 – George Harrison – Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) (Very Good)
043 – Sly & The Family Stone – If You Want Me To Stay (Okay)
044 – Jermaine Jackson – Daddy’s Home (Eh)
045 – Gladys Knight & The Pips – Neither One Of Us (Wants To say goodbye) (Classic)
046 – New York City – I’m Doin’ Fine Now (Not Familiar)
047 – Spinners – Could It Be I’m Falling In Love (Classic)
048 – Elton John – Daniel (Not quite classic, but not bad)
049 – Gladys Knight & The Pips – Midnight Train To Georgia (Classic Classic)
050 – Deep Purple – Smoke On The Water (Classic)
051 – Dr Hook – The Cover Of The Rolling Stone (Classic)
052 – Charlie Rich – Behind Closed Doors (Country crossover classic)
053 – Loggins & Messina – Your Mama Don’t Dance (Classic)
054 – Chicago – Feelin’ Stronger Every Day (Classic)
055 – War – The Cisco Kid (Classic)
056 – Paul McCartney & Wings – Live And Let Die (Classic)
057 – Hurricane Smith – Oh, Babe, What Would You Say (Fun)
058 – Johnnie Taylor – I Believe In You (Not Familiar)
059 – Carpenters – Sing (Okay)
060 – Four Tops – Ain’t No Woman (Like The One I’ve Got) (Classic)
061 – Eric Weissberg & Steve Mande – Dueling Banjos (Squeal Like a Pig)
062 – Stevie Wonder – Higher Ground (Very Good)
063 – Al Green – Here I Am (Come And Take Me) (Not Familiar)
064 – BW Stevenson – My Maria (Not Familiar)
065 – Curtis Mayfield – Superfly (Classic)
066 – Gilbert O’Sullivan – Get Down (Okay)
067 – Edward Bear – Last Song (Okay, in a sappy way)
068 – Steely Dan – Reelin’ In The Years (Classic Classic)
069 – Focus – Hocus Pocus (Why)
070 – Carpenters – Yesterday Once More (Okay)
071 – Bette Midler – Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Classic, but only because of the Andrews Sisters)
072 – Gilbert O’Sullivan – Clair (Eh)
073 – Steely Dan – Do It Again (Classic)
074 – Paul Simon – Kodachrome (Classic Classic)
075 – Timmy Thomas – Why Can’t We Live Together (Not familiar despite the hint)
076 – Tower Of Power – So Very Hard To Go (Not Familiar)
077 – Bette Midler – Do You Want To Dance (No, I don’t want to dance)
078 – Johnny Rivers – Rockin’ Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie (Fun Classic)
079 – Allman Brothers – Ramblin’ Man (Classic Classic)
080 – Temptations – Masterpiece (Very Good)
081 – Helen Reddy – Peaceful (Eh)
082 – Spinners – One Of A Kind (Love Affair) (Classic)
083 – Donna Fargo – Funny Face (Very Good)
084 – Ohio Players – Funky Worm (Not Familiar)
085 – Rolling Stones – Angie (Classic)
086 – Blue Ridge Rangers – Jambalaya (Done better by others)
087 – Lobo – Don’t Expect Me To Be Your Friend (Not Familiar)
088 – Stylistics – Break Up To Make Up (Okay)
089 – Jud Strunk – Daisy A Day (Eh)
090 – Deodato – Also Sprach Zarathustra (Good)
091 – Johnny Nash – Stir It Up (Okay)
092 – Pink Floyd – Money (Classic)
093 – War – Gypsy Man (Okay)
094 – War – The World Is A Ghetto (Okay)
095 – Pointer Sisters – Yes We Can Can (Okay)
096 – Edgar Winter Group – Free Ride (Classic)
097 – David Bowie – Space Oddity (Classic Classic)
098 – Albert Hammond – It Never Rains In Southern California (Classic)
099 – Donny Osmond – The Twelfth Of Never (Not enough Rock ‘n roll)
100 – Temptations – Papa Was A Rolling Stone (Classic)

Targeting Their Audience

woke Christmas decorations in Target, which included a black Santa Claus in a wheelchair along with a “pride” hat and a “pride” flag.

Target Faces Massive Backlash for New ‘Woke’ Christmas Decorations
The Daily Fetched | 16 November 2023 

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Target Shuns Christian Shoppers, Hires Gay Pride Strategist
Todd Starnes | 11/23

Target has promoted Erik Thompson to Senior LGBTQIA+ Strategist and Pride Lead, [That’s a position, with both senior and junior levels?] according to a @LibsofTikTok post on X and Thompson’s LinkedIn profile.

In his new role overseeing Target’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, queer/questioning, intersex, and asexual marketing, Thompson says he plans to “flip the script and rewrite the narrative of CPG [consumer packaged goods] retail industries to better serve all segments and thoughtfully & authentically cater to *ALL guests, ALL humans & ALL hearts* who enter our stores and across the nation.”

Their only customer, Dylan Mulvaney, did not spend enough during his visit to offset their massive corporate losses.

What Is This? A New Long-Running TV Series With Robust ’70s Soundtrack?

Suspect wanted in violent follow-home robberies was arrested 5 times for robbery in 18 months
Fox 11 Los Angeles via Yahoo | November 15, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Police in Los Angeles are asking for the public’s help in finding Dashawn Dow, a 20-year-old resident of Los Angeles, suspected in a series of violent follow-home robberies.

According to the LAPD, on October 2, 2023, around 1:30 p.m., surveillance footage captured a grey Maserati tailing a male and female victim into the parking structure of their North Hollywood apartment complex. Confronted by two armed suspects upon exiting their vehicle, the victims, fearing for their lives, complied with the demands, resulting in the loss of money and jewelry.

Another incident occurred on October 10, 2023, around 12:10 a.m., in the parking structure of a North Hollywood apartment complex. A male and female victim were accosted by two male suspects. One suspect forcibly tried to take the victim’s watch, and when resisted, the other suspect brandished a gun against the victim’s chest. Fearing for his life, the victim surrendered his belongings, and the suspects fled to a waiting getaway vehicle. Detectives believe Dow was involved in both incidents and used a firearm. [… or something similar brandished against the victim’s chest.]

Dow, arrested five times for robbery in the past 18 months, managed to post bond after each arrest. He is identified in two other follow-home style robberies in downtown Los Angeles and is a person of interest in additional criminal investigations. Dow is currently at large and should be considered armed and dangerous.

So should the populace.

Taiwan On

Just planting this here for “Told You So” points to be collected in the future.

Now that Xi has lulled Biden into a false sense of security as to what China’s intentions truly are as to Taiwan by his visit to San Francisco, he will be seriously contemplating whether to attack Taiwan in the very near future, before the November elections replace the very senile old man.

And if I’m wrong, so much the better. So it’s a win/win for me.

Promoted Comment: Doobie or Not Doobie

Per Biscuit:

“For the first 15 years, I smoked weed cuz it was cool.”

“For the next 20 years, I smoked weed to fend off the depression.”

“For the last 15 years, I smoked weed, cuz my Dr. prescribed it to me for all my health issues.”

— McDonald’s Lifer

Bonus news item:

Rolling Stoned – Cheech and Chong Introduce a Locally Made Vodka With Special Powers
Santa Cruz Good Times | November 15, 2023 | Mark C. Anderson

It would be intriguing enough that Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are introducing a high-grade collectible vodka in partnership with UBlendIt of Scotts Valley.

Straight Line of the Day: So, What Plans Will You Resume?

Th’ science was settled.

‘Rogue’ Star Won’t Collide With Our Solar System in 29,000 Years After All
Space.com | 11/7/2023 | Robert Lea

The solar system of the far future is safe from a run-in with a runaway dead star.

Last year, researchers looked at the trajectory of a rogue white dwarf star called WD 0810–353 with the Gaia space telescope and predicted that it was due for an encounter with our solar system in around 29,000 years.

While the sun’s fate is likely sealed, new research has revealed that our planet at least won’t have to worry about being decimated by the chaos caused by runaway white dwarf WD 0810–353 after all. In fact, the “rogue” star won’t just miss the solar system; it might not even be headed our way at all, astronomers say.