Per Biscuit:
“For the first 15 years, I smoked weed cuz it was cool.”
“For the next 20 years, I smoked weed to fend off the depression.”
“For the last 15 years, I smoked weed, cuz my Dr. prescribed it to me for all my health issues.”
— McDonald’s Lifer
Bonus news item:
Rolling Stoned – Cheech and Chong Introduce a Locally Made Vodka With Special Powers
Santa Cruz Good Times | November 15, 2023 | Mark C. AndersonIt would be intriguing enough that Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are introducing a high-grade collectible vodka in partnership with UBlendIt of Scotts Valley.

Did anyone clear this with the brothers?
Dave? Dave’s not here.
Cheech and Chong Vodka, what comes to mind sounds absolutely rank, I mean, dank, I mean, after the first shot, um… what’re we talking about?
Cheech and Chong Introduce a Locally Made Vodka With Special Powers-It’s going to be called Bongwater