Straight Line of the Day: Overheard at Yesterday’s Third Republican Presidential-Candidate Debate: … Posted by Oppo on 9 November 2023, 12:00 pm
“Are you the one making The Conservative Case for Abortion™️ this week, or was that me?” -any of them 1 Reply to this comment
“If we start giving all Illegal Immigrants Kerosene-Vinegar baths they will stop coming.” Reply to this comment
Overheard at Yesterday’s Third Republican Presidential-Candidate Debate: … “You’re SCUM!” 4 Reply to this comment
“I wholeheartedly support . . . wait, no, it’s telling me, I wholeheartedly don’t support . . .” Reply to this comment
Overheard at Yesterday’s Third Republican Presidential-Candidate Debate: … “Dick Cheney in three inch heels.” 3 Reply to this comment
Kenny Loggins, ladies and gentlemen: It doesn’t show Still somehow I know Tell me that it just ain’t so Say they made the whole thing up It must be MAGA nation Why can’t I forget it God, you’d think I’d know better It must be MAGA nation Gone completely out of my mind It must be MAGA nation Tearin’ me apart ‘n breakin’ my heart You can say what is real You can tell me if I’m in a dream ‘Cause I know what I feel But I don’t know what to believe Turn on the night light Even if it takes us all night I gotta be sure by daylight If I’ve made this whole thing up It must be MAGA nation Tell me if I’m right ‘Cause it’s changing my life It must be MAGA nation Everybody knows There ain’t no way to fight it It must be MAGA nation Breakin’ my heart ‘n tearing me apart If I’m only dreamin’ Then I’m cryin’ in my sleep You should be shakin’ me Why ain’t you wakin’ me up? It must be MAGA nation God I must be losin’ my mind It must be MAGA nation Does anybody know Is there anyway to fight it? It must be MAGA nation All in my mind, all in my mind It must be MAGA nation If you wanna go, I just got to know It must be MAGA nation Oooh tell me what’s the problem Why you wanna go on breakin’ my heart? Reply to this comment
“Are you the one making The Conservative Case for Abortion™️ this week, or was that me?”
-any of them
“Look, we’ve got to compromise on the little things . . . “
“If we start giving all Illegal Immigrants Kerosene-Vinegar baths they will stop coming.”
Or tar/feather baths
“There’s a debate today?”
Overheard at Yesterday’s Third Republican Presidential-Candidate Debate: …
“You’re SCUM!”
“No, you are.”
“I know you are but what am I.”
“I’m rubber you’re glue.”
…”You’re scum!”, only not directed at the moderators, for a change…
or Mitt Romney’s niece.
“I wholeheartedly support . . . wait, no, it’s telling me, I wholeheartedly don’t support . . .”
Overheard at Yesterday’s Third Republican Presidential-Candidate Debate: …
“Dick Cheney in three inch heels.”
Kenny Loggins, ladies and gentlemen:
It doesn’t show
Still somehow I know
Tell me that it just ain’t so
Say they made the whole thing up
It must be MAGA nation
Why can’t I forget it
God, you’d think I’d know better
It must be MAGA nation
Gone completely out of my mind
It must be MAGA nation
Tearin’ me apart
‘n breakin’ my heart
You can say what is real
You can tell me if I’m in a dream
‘Cause I know what I feel
But I don’t know what to believe
Turn on the night light
Even if it takes us all night
I gotta be sure by daylight
If I’ve made this whole thing up
It must be MAGA nation
Tell me if I’m right
‘Cause it’s changing my life
It must be MAGA nation
Everybody knows
There ain’t no way to fight it
It must be MAGA nation
Breakin’ my heart
‘n tearing me apart
If I’m only dreamin’
Then I’m cryin’ in my sleep
You should be shakin’ me
Why ain’t you wakin’ me up?
It must be MAGA nation
God I must be losin’ my mind
It must be MAGA nation
Does anybody know
Is there anyway to fight it?
It must be MAGA nation
All in my mind, all in my mind
It must be MAGA nation
If you wanna go, I just got to know
It must be MAGA nation
Oooh tell me what’s the problem
Why you wanna go on breakin’ my heart?
“Who am I? Why am I here?”
“remember that one time at bohemian grove?”
A reason to vote for any of them.