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From the Anvil to Beep Beep, we will always have Acme..
I heard they have acquired the services of a super-genius…
Joseph R. Biden, super-genius
Pretty sure the UN will have to tackle the Alpacaphobia problem now ever since one spit in Biden’s face after he attempted to sniff one.
Alpacas are damnably cute and gentle and have the softest wool.
That’s what I thought until one spit in both my eyes. I had to rinse them out with a rodeo cold beer. It helped.
You sure it wasn’t a llama? Oh, well, I guess both can spit. What’s a rodeo cold beer?
Rodeo cold = Luke warm or barely cool beverage. It’s a Texas term mainly I guess…yes alpacas do spit in your eye..like Hank Jr. did once with some chewing tobacky.