Possibly bringing back this one from her greatest hits album:
“You know, every election cycle we talk about this is the most election of our lifetime. Lawrence, this one is”
“I love hair. Hair covers our heads, and when it is freshly shampooed, it smells unbelievably fresh and clean. Our President knows that. He just loves to get close to well-managed, attractive hair. In fact, that’s a cornerstone of his approach to foreign relations, as we witnessed at the G7.”
I love hair. Hair is what I love. When I think of love, I think of hair and hair related things. Like heads. I think of heads because heads have hair. Hair grows right out of heads. Some people have hair on top of their heads. Some have hair on their rear. Some have both hair on top of their heads and hair on their rear. That reminds me.
Hares have hair. I love hares that have hair. I have a hare hair here. Did you hear that I have a hare hair here? I don’t know if it’s a head or a rear.
“Once hooked up to the Internet, Dominion will once again ensure that we get enough electrical votes. If not, Joe and I will simply fade into Bolivian. Cackle cackle cackle.”
[cackle]
Haven’t (Ahem) Done Kamala in a Couple of Months. What Might She Be Saying Today?
SSDD.
Haven’t (Ahem) Done Kamala in a Couple of Months. What Might She Be Saying Today?
Oppo is my hunnybunny.
That would make me the Third Man. Big fan, here.
Haven’t (Ahem) Done Kamala in a Couple of Months. What Might She Be Saying Today?
Anyone know a good headhunter? Asking for a friend that lost an uncle.
No one knows – but whatever it might be, it is guaranteed to be unbearably trite and superficial, and punctuated by soul-searing cackles…
Possibly bringing back this one from her greatest hits album:
“You know, every election cycle we talk about this is the most election of our lifetime. Lawrence, this one is”
“I love hair. Hair covers our heads, and when it is freshly shampooed, it smells unbelievably fresh and clean. Our President knows that. He just loves to get close to well-managed, attractive hair. In fact, that’s a cornerstone of his approach to foreign relations, as we witnessed at the G7.”
I love hair. Hair is what I love. When I think of love, I think of hair and hair related things. Like heads. I think of heads because heads have hair. Hair grows right out of heads. Some people have hair on top of their heads. Some have hair on their rear. Some have both hair on top of their heads and hair on their rear. That reminds me.
Hares have hair. I love hares that have hair. I have a hare hair here. Did you hear that I have a hare hair here? I don’t know if it’s a head or a rear.
Cheater! You can’t just cut and paste a Kamala speech transcript for a SLotD response!
You’re just bide’n time, they said. He won’t make it another week, they said. Now it’s Wait until the convention, they say.
I’m starting to think I can’t trust these people.
“Gary Larson simply isn’t as funny as The New Yorker’s cartoonists.”
“Does anyone here know how to measure drapes? cackle cackle cackle.”
Okay, my mouth is open and I closed my eyes. Now give me my big surprise.
Side note: Mika keeps saying the same thing over and over — then looks surprised.
Hey, it’s the weekend: I may get to pull that trick on her again. She may have forgotten.
“Once hooked up to the Internet, Dominion will once again ensure that we get enough electrical votes. If not, Joe and I will simply fade into Bolivian. Cackle cackle cackle.”
“Who doesn’t love Biden being thrown under a big yellow bus?”
I bet she has a Venn diagram of it.
“Venn Gins Is Mine!”
A Pelosi quote!