
“Well, well, well Mr. Walrus. You decided to show up. Where were you yesterday?”
“Busy”
“Busy? Doing what?”
“Things.”
“Things? What things? Miss Munro was beside herself.”
“Two Miss Munros? Intriguing. Tell me more.”
“Sigh.”
Winner

This week.










Maine Is Handing Out Free “Boofing” Kits to Help Fentanyl Addicts Squirt Drugs Up Their Butts
THE MAINE WIRE | 6-11-24 | Steve Robinson and Edward TomicMaine’s taxpayer-funded “harm reduction” specialists call it “boofing” or “booty dumping,” but those are just pleasant euphemisms referring to the practice of sticking heroin, fentanyl, or meth up your butt.
Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.
In Portland, the “Portland Public Health Boofing Kit” comes with a needleless syringe and an informational flyer explaining the proper technique for putting drugs up your butt.