Maine Is Handing Out Free “Boofing” Kits to Help Fentanyl Addicts Squirt Drugs Up Their Butts
THE MAINE WIRE | 6-11-24 | Steve Robinson and Edward TomicMaine’s taxpayer-funded “harm reduction” specialists call it “boofing” or “booty dumping,” but those are just pleasant euphemisms referring to the practice of sticking heroin, fentanyl, or meth up your butt.
Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.
In Portland, the “Portland Public Health Boofing Kit” comes with a needleless syringe and an informational flyer explaining the proper technique for putting drugs up your butt.
As the Founding Fathers Envisioned…
And you know Ben Franklin would have tried it.
As the Founding Fathers Envisioned…
… American cities are so glorious the streets are paved with rainbows.
“… Wait, the rainbows mean what?”
As the Founding Fathers envisioned…
Bodices and cleavage.
As the Founding Fathers Envisioned…
Hookers and blow.
Maybe this is why the Declaration of Independence included “purfuit of happineff “…
All your S’s look like F’s.
This is what happens when you tell some idiots to “Shove it up their A”