Hire an escort to accompany you, and lead her around with a collar and leash. Explain to them that she thinks she’s a seeing eye dog (male dog at that!!), and that you identify as blind. Dare them to correct you.
I would sneak a Whoopee Cushion under the massive padding on Whoopi’s desk chair…and bam!
She sits on it and immediately starts blaming MAGA, all the while I’m lmao while letting out silencer pinto bean farts. The Producer and Director of the show wanted to fire her on the spot but thought…”She’s one of us we can’t do that!”
Hire an escort to accompany you, and lead her around with a collar and leash. Explain to them that she thinks she’s a seeing eye dog (male dog at that!!), and that you identify as blind. Dare them to correct you.
According to ChatGPT fun things to do at a witch trial include:
Spectral evidence bingo
Accusation Roulette
Guess That Potion
Best Dressed Witch
Pin the Blame on the Familiar
Guess Which Neighbor Accused You
I would insist on being called Eunice. My name is not Eunice.
I would sneak a Whoopee Cushion under the massive padding on Whoopi’s desk chair…and bam!
She sits on it and immediately starts blaming MAGA, all the while I’m lmao while letting out silencer pinto bean farts. The Producer and Director of the show wanted to fire her on the spot but thought…”She’s one of us we can’t do that!”
That plan will backfire when you realize the rest of the panel won’t notice any difference…
Off to plan b then….I would stop -up all the toilets in the ladies room and hide all the toilet paper. 😛