Tales from the old Earth, when you could do stuff like this. One Saturday morning when I was about 15 I hitchhiked to swimming practice. A guy picked me up and gave me a ride, even went out of his way to drop me off at the pool instead of dropping me off in front of the school. He handed me a beer as I got out (a 7 oz. pony bottle of Miller). I gave it to my coach. He was delighted and said he was going to save it for lunch as he lovingly cradled it in his hands.
Last nights presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.
“Hey, I didn’t do anything!” Trump told authorities. “He was like that when I got here!”
Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man keeled over all on his own.
“The very idea…” the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own. ~ Found at Second City Cop.
I heard Biden took a knee before the debate and prayed to Obama for guidance. Hahaha this must have came from fake news because his knees won’t bend like that anymore.
We can all compare notes on who won the debate. We can bring in Fact Check Freddie if need be. Or even Debunker Dora.
Cheap fake Frank?
Nope. The winner was:
Deep State Steve.
We’re too hung over for a Saturday Morning Open Thread?
Misuse of question mark.
If you had been at that party, you would understand…
If you understand you weren’t at that party.
Tales from the old Earth, when you could do stuff like this. One Saturday morning when I was about 15 I hitchhiked to swimming practice. A guy picked me up and gave me a ride, even went out of his way to drop me off at the pool instead of dropping me off in front of the school. He handed me a beer as I got out (a 7 oz. pony bottle of Miller). I gave it to my coach. He was delighted and said he was going to save it for lunch as he lovingly cradled it in his hands.
Last nights presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.
“Hey, I didn’t do anything!” Trump told authorities. “He was like that when I got here!”
Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man keeled over all on his own.
“The very idea…” the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own. ~ Found at Second City Cop.
I think Second City Cop quoted it from The Babylon Bee. Very funny and quick response to current events!
I heard Biden took a knee before the debate and prayed to Obama for guidance. Hahaha this must have came from fake news because his knees won’t bend like that anymore.
“I would like to return this president, who I was assured was sharp and fit not one day ago by this very boutique.”
Who won the debate?
Harris/Lewinsky 2024!
That ticket blows.