I have some German blood in me but I’ve always been afraid to find out just how much..with my luck the DNA Test would come back that I’m related to Hitler or Himmler or something.
Don’t worry fellas, once they finish their round, that’s when I’ll hit ’em with my famous, never fails, slam dunk, pick-up line. Guy next to him, “welp, we’re all going home alone, I wonder what movie I’ll rent tonight”.
Second Guy: “We can only hope that Mika finds out…”
Who knows where that guy’s finger has been too?
I have some German blood in me but I’ve always been afraid to find out just how much..with my luck the DNA Test would come back that I’m related to Hitler or Himmler or something.
Hence, “Gene.”
BOOBIES!
Hey, where is MY beer, wench!
Edelweiss, Edelweiss, Bless my Homeland Forever….
Don’t worry fellas, once they finish their round, that’s when I’ll hit ’em with my famous, never fails, slam dunk, pick-up line. Guy next to him, “welp, we’re all going home alone, I wonder what movie I’ll rent tonight”.
“Y’all ever seen an American wallet?”